Zombie quotes

“- Ernie: You can hear me?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Yes.
- Ernie: Why do you eat people?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Not people. Brains.
- Ernie: Brains only?
- ½ Lady Corpse: Yes.”
Don Calfa - Ernie
Cherry Davis - ½ Lady Corpse

“In a world where the dead are returning to life, the word trouble loses much of its meaning.”
Dennis Hopper - Kaufman

“Ed: There's a girl in the garden.
Shaun: What?
Ed: In the garden, there is a girl.”
Nick Frost - Ed
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“What is all this about the dead coming back to life again and... having to be killed a second time? I mean, what the hell's going on here?”
Ian McCulloch - Peter West

“- Rhodes: What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fucking dead, and you want to teach them tricks?
- Logan: They have to be rewarded, Captain. Why else will they do what we want them to do?
- Rhodes: I don't want 'em to do anything but drop over!
- Logan: Yes, well, apparently they're not inclined to do that for you, Captain.”

Joseph Pilato - Rhodes
Richard Liberty - Logan

“- Burt: I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
- Frank: It worked in the movie!
- Burt: Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
- Freddy: You mean the movie lied?”

Clu Gulager - Burt
James Karen - Frank

“- New Mayor Civardi: Mr. Dellamorte? I'm Civardi, the new mayor. Why the barbed wire? Do they climb in at night?
- Francesco Dellamorte: No. They climb out sometimes.”

Pietro Genuardi - New Mayor Civardi
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

- Johnny: It's because I'm dead, isn't it. That's why you won't go out with me.
- Missy McCloud: Don't insult me.
- Johnny: You're afraid of what people might say, aren't you. Behind your back, everybody whispering: "There goes Missy and the dead kid!".
Andrew Lowery - Johnny
Traci Lind - Missy McCloud

“Out there! They're coming back to life! They're everywhere!”
Ian McCulloch - Peter West

“We're not looking for any ghoul-friends, are we, Scooby?”

Billy West - Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers

“I call him Bub. That's what the lodge fellows used to call my father. Can you imagine a surgeon called Bub? Well, he didn't mind. He was rich. My father was rich. Bub's been responding so well that I let him live. But is he alive or dead? Well, that's the question nowadays isn't it? Let's just say I let him continue to exist.”

Richard Liberty - Logan

“It's been nice knowing you boys, but this kickin' zombie ass just ain't my gig.”
Gloria Lynne Henry - Rocky

“- Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension: Where is your precious army?
- King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension: I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...”
Susan Tyrrell - Queen Doris of the Sixth Dimension
Hervé Villechaize - King Fausto of the Sixth Dimension

“- Ash: Ripley, for God's sake, this is the first time that we've encountered a species like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.
- Ripley: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled acid. Who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead.
- Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.”
Sir Ian Holm - Ash
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)