TV Series quotes
Random TV Series quotes
- From the TV Series: Seinfeld
“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.”
- From the TV Series: Ted Lasso
“Maybe you should stop battling people that just want to help you.”
- From the TV Series: You
“The thing about getting money when you had none is you never really feel you have it.”
- From the TV Series: Dexter
“We create our own destiny every day we live.”
- From the TV Series: Dexter
“I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend’s feeling insecure—I’m totally lost.”
- From the TV Series: That '70s Show
- From the TV Series: How to Get Away with Murder
“Speak of the devil and she shall appear.”
- From the TV Series: Modern Family
“I always wanted a daughter: to dress her up in pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everyone that he was my daughter [laughing]. But just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the TV Series: Grey's Anatomy
- From the TV Series: Sex and the City
“Don’t play hard to get with a man who's hard to get.”
- From the TV Series: The Twilight Zone
“Every man is put on earth condemned to die. Time and method of execution unknown.”
- From the TV Series: Scrubs
“I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... I'm gonna go try and stop it.”
- From the TV Series: Criminal Minds
“Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one who inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”
- From the TV Series: BoJack Horseman
“You know what your problem is? You want to think of yourself as the good guy. Well, I know you better than anyone, and I can tell you that you’re not. In fact, you’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever he wants and doesn’t give a shit about who he hurts. ”
- From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
“Begging never gets you anywhere. I say this having spent more time on my knees than any straight man in America.”
- From the TV Series: Rough Riders
“Life is hunger. Life is anger. Life is pain and dirt. Your grandfather knew life. He didn't recommend it. That's why we're rich.”
- From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
“When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit your power. Have I ever given into that temptation? No. Never. I'm not that kind of politician.”
- From the TV Series: Young Sheldon
“Wake up, people. The system's broken. Real innovation isn't valued. Nowadays, it's all about flash and style. I blame MTV. Luckily, my parents can't afford cable. ”
- From the TV Series: Two and a Half Men
- From the TV Series: Smallville
- From the TV Series: The Big Bang Theory
“Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms- or hits you with the pepper spray.”
- From the TV Series: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
“Does being a modern woman mean I have to give up being a girl?”
- From the TV Series: The Queen's Gambit
“Men are gonna come along and wanna teach you things. You just let them blow-by, and you go on ahead and do just what the hell you feel like.”
- From the TV Series: BoJack Horseman
“You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ”
Rachel: "The pilgrims came here to escape persecution from the British".
Elizabeth: "Yes, so they could go about persecuting the Indians".
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