Alan Alda movie quotes

“If it bends, it's funny. If it breaks, it isn't.”
Alan Alda - Lester

“How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum? How did I fail?”
Alan Alda - Bob

“- Page: Billy boy! How's the new script coming?
- Bill Warren: I found all the words in the dictionary. I just have to put them together.”
Buddy Douglas - Page
Alan Alda - Bill Warren

“- Bill Warren: Jenny tells me you have a new boyfriend.
- Hannah Warren: No. I have a lover. Jenny has boyfriends.”
Alan Alda - Bill Warren
Jane Seymour Fonda - Hannah Warren

“- President of the United States: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
- Stu Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to.”
Alan Alda - President of the United States
Kevin Pollak - Stu Smiley

“You know what the worst part of this is? While I'm thinking all of this... I have the most fantastic hard-on.”
Alan Alda - George Peters

“- Doris: George, how come you're wearing your robe and pajamas in the afternoon?
- George Peters: I'm rehearsing a Noël Coward play.”
Ellen Burstyn - Doris
Alan Alda - George Peters