Alec Baldwin movie quotes

“- Dan: Barry you should ask me before you put another guest on the show.
- Barry: Why?
- Dan: Because I'm your boss, that's why.”
Alec Baldwin - Dan
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“- Captain Davenport: They're pinging away with their active sonar like they're looking for something, but nobody's listening.
- Jack Ryan: What do you mean?
- Captain Davenport: Well, they're moving at almost forty knots. At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it.”
Daniel Davis - Captain Davenport
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“I'm not an agent, I just write books for the CIA.”
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“- Jerry Falgout: Can I buy you a drink, Lieutenant? As I recall, you used to get kinda thirsty 'bout this time of day.
- Dave Robicheaux: Hey, you're gettin' in my face, partner.
- Jerry Falgout: So?
- Dave Robicheaux: So right about now I'm thinkin' your head'd make a real nice toilet brush.”
Tuck Milligan - Jerry Falgout
Alec Baldwin - Dave Robicheaux

“- Joe Devine: Can you help me find a script?
- Fanny Nash: This is Hollywood. Just go outside and ask anyone you see to give you a script. A gardener, a cripple, a child molester. They've all got 'em.”
Alec Baldwin - Joe Devine
Joan Cusack - Fanny Nash

“- Charles Morse: So what do you value me for, Bob?
- Robert Green: I like your style, your wife's pretty cute too.
- Charles Morse: So how are you planning to kill me?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Charles Morse
Alec Baldwin - Robert Green

“- Bart Mancuso: I'll be damned.
- Jack Ryan: What happened?
- Bart Mancuso: Combat tactics, Mr. Ryan. By turning into the torpedo, the Captain closed the distance before it could arm itself.”
Scott Glenn - Bart Mancuso
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“- Juno: Okay, have you been studying the manual?
- Adam: Well, we tried.
- Juno: The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all: get them out yourselves, it's your house. Haunted houses aren't easy to come by.”

Sylvia Sidney - Juno
Alec Baldwin - Adam

- Susie Waggoner: ...And you save your money... and buy a nice little house, with a white picket fence, and live happily ever after.
- Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Tell you what. Let's go straight to the "happily ever after" part, ok?
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Susie Waggoner
Alec Baldwin - Frederick J. Frenger Jr.

“- Dr. Tam: I guess you would call it an implosive-explosive sub-molecular device.
- Lamont Cranston: Or an atomic bomb.
- Dr. Tam: Hey, that's catchy.”
Sab Shimono - Dr. Tam
Alec Baldwin - Lamont Cranston

“What you are, Barry, is a fuckin' suit salesman with a big mouth. Let's call a spade a spade.”
Alec Baldwin - Dan

“- Carter 'Doc' McCoy: You were supposed to make a deal with him, not fuck his brains out!
- Carol McCoy: The deal wasn't good enough!
- Carter 'Doc' McCoy: Then you should have walked away.”
Alec Baldwin - Carter 'Doc' McCoy
Kim Basinger - Carol McCoy

“- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: I heard what you did.
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: We can explain that, sir.
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Explain what?
- Capt. Danny Walker: Whatever it is you heard about us, sir.
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in... or the seven planes you shot down.”
Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley
Josh Hartnett - Capt. Danny Walker

“- Gray: What's going on down there?
- Jane Proudfoot: Nothing we can't handle.”

Alec Baldwin - Captain Gray Edwards
Peri Gilpin - Jane

“We help them. We work for them. We tolerate that stupid boochy-boochy baby talk crap. And for what? So that when they go off to college, they can dump you off with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as breaking her hip!”

Alec Baldwin - Butch

“- Lamont Cranston: Do you have any idea who you just kidnapped?
- Tulku: Cranston; Lamont Cranston.
- Lamont Cranston: You know my real name?
- Tulku: Yes. I also know that for as long as you can remember, you struggled against your own black heart and always lost. You watched your sprit, your very face change as the beast claws its way out from...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alec Baldwin - Lamont Cranston
Brady Tsurutani - Tulku

“- Jack Ryan: I can never sleep on a plane. Turbulence.
- Flight Attendant: Pardon?
- Jack Ryan: Turbulence. Solar radiation heats the Earth's crust, warm air rises, cold air descends - turbulence. I, I don't like that.”
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“- Jack Ryan: Could you launch an ICBM horizontally?
- Skip Tyler: Sure. Why would you want to?”
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan
Jeffrey Jones - Skip Tyler

“- Doctor Aki Ross: I just... I don't know how much time I have left.
- Grey: Who does?”
Ming-Na Wen - Doctor Aki Ross
Alec Baldwin - Captain Gray Edwards

“- Nick Kudrow: I asked you not to handle the wine, please!
Art Jeffries: You know, it's good to see you've got your priorities in order. That's better. You're not worried about murdering a nine year-old boy but you're worried about this fuckin' wine!”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow
Bruce Willis - Art Jeffries

“- Bart Mancuso: Mr. Ryan...
- Jack Ryan: He's defecting.
- Bart Mancuso: And he can't change his mind?
- Jack Ryan: He's not going to change his mind.
- Bart Mancuso: Are you willing to bet your life on that?”
Scott Glenn - Bart Mancuso
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“- A pilot: What if we have to bail out over Japan?
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: Well, in that situation, I can't tell you what to do.
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: What would you do, colonel?
- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: I wasn't built to be a prisoner... so I would have my crew bail out. I'd find the sweetest military target I could and drive my plane...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley

“- Barbara: Well, I can't clean anything properly. The vacuum's out in the garage and we can't leave the house. Why don't they tell us something? I mean, where are all the other dead people in the world? Why is it just you and me?
- Adam: Maybe this is heaven.
- Barbara: In heaven there wouldn't be dust on everything.”
Geena Davis - Barbara
Alec Baldwin - Adam

“- Admiral Painter: What's his plan?
- Jack Ryan: His plan?
- Admiral Painter: Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.”
Fred Thompson - Admiral Painter
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“Bad things happen to good people all the time, Andy, for no reason whatsoever.”

Alec Baldwin - Jed