Alec Baldwin movie quotes

“My wife says my people skills are like my cooking skills: quick and tasteless.”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow

“- Ginny: Is that a new watch?
- Robert Green: Ya, dual time zones: tells the time in two places.
- Ginny: What for?
- Robert Green: So if I'm in L.A. and want to know the time in New York I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.”
Kathleen Wilhoite - Ginny
Alec Baldwin - Robert Green

“If you have a medical opinion, then please speak up and speak up loud. But if you ever again tell me or my surgical staff that we're going to lose a patient, I'm gonna take out your lungs with a fucking ice cream scoop.”
Alec Baldwin - Jed

“Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted.”

Alec Baldwin - Blake

“- Jimmy Swaggart: Thank you Jesus!
- Jerry Lee Lewis: Well don't thank Jesus, thank Jerry Lee Lewis.”
Alec Baldwin - Jimmy Swaggart
Dennis Quaid - Jerry Lee Lewis