Alicia Silverstone movie quotes

“ There has been racism, sexism and now there is 'species-ism.' People think that they are better than other creatures.”
Alicia Silverstone

- Heather: It's just like Hamlet said, "to thine own self be true".
- Cher: Hamlet didn't say that.
- Heather: I think I remember Hamlet accurately.
- Cher: Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did.
Susan Mohun - Heather
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Cher: Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
- Josh: Stop it, you're making me blush.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Paul Rudd - Josh

“- Greg Heffley: Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do.
- Susan Heffley: Look at the scenery. Read a book.
- Greg Heffley: Read a book? It's summer vacation!”
Jason Drucker - Greg Heffley
Alicia Silverstone - Susan Heffley

“- Manny Heffley: I'm texting.
- Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.
- Greg Heffley: What do you mean?
- Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet.
- Rodrick Heffley: What?
- Susan Heffley: Just family time. The only connecting we're gonna do is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices.”
Dylan Walters - Manny Heffley
Alicia Silverstone - Susan Heffley
Jason Drucker - Greg Heffley
Charlie Wright - Rodrick Heffley

“The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg.”
Alicia Silverstone - Susan Heffley

“- Eve: What have you been doing?
- Adam: Watching television... in color.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“My biggest dream in the world is for everyone to become vegetarian, so there won't be any more suffering.”
Alicia Silverstone

“- The King (Ferdinand): Now, at the latest minute of the hour, grant us your loves.
- The Princess: A time, methinks, too short to make a world-without-end bargain in.”
Alessandro Nivola - The King (Ferdinand)
Alicia Silverstone - The Princess

“- Boyet: If my observation, which very seldom lies by the heart's still rhetoric disclosed with eyes, deceived me not now, Navarre is infected.
- The Princess: With what?
- Boyet: With that which we lovers entitle affected.”
Richard Clifford - Boyet
Alicia Silverstone - The Princess

“- Cher: Would you call me selfish?
- Dionne: No, not to your face.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Stacey Dash - Dionne

“All pride is willing pride.”
Alicia Silverstone - The Princess

“- Eve: What kind of wife are you looking for?
- Adam: Oh um, well... one who's not a mutant.
- Eve: [laughs] No dogs, huh. Ok. Cool.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- Mel Horowitz: What the hell is that?
- Cher: A dress.
- Mel Horowitz: Says who?
- Cher: Calvin Klein.”

Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

- Cher: "Second notice on three outstanding tickets". I don't remember getting a first notice.
- Mel Horowitz: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.
- Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz

“You don't know how hard it is for me to make friends. My parents made me skip two grades in school. My only friend is Cheyenne, and it's only because... my mom and her mom went to college together. So, she kinda has to. It's like everybody thinks I'm some kind of freak or something. Like I'm crazy.”

Alicia Silverstone - Darian Forrester

“- Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
- Adam: Uh-huh!
- Eve: That's it?
- Adam: Yes.
- Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“Using feminine wiles to get what you want? Trading on your looks? Read a book, sister. That passive-aggressive number went out years ago.”
Alicia Silverstone - Batgirl

“- Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
- Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.”
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“This is where Dionne lives. She's my friend because we both know what it's like for people to be jealous of us.”

Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Dick Grayson: Alfred and Bruce are like family.
- Barbara Wilson: Paying someone to do your dishes, cook your meals, you call that family?”
Chris O'Donnell - Dick Grayson
Alicia Silverstone - Barbara Wilson

“- Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief.
- Mel Horowitz: I don't think they need your skis.
- Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz

“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair... ew... and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Eve: In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!
- Troy: Yes you do.
- Eve: And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!
- Troy: Yes you do.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Dave Foley - Troy

“- Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
- Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
- Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
- Dionne: Well, yeah.
- Cher: Yeah, this is America.”
Brittany Murphy - Tai
Stacey Dash - Dionne
Alicia Silverstone - Cher