Amy Poehler movie quotes

“- Ann: What is your ideal man?
- Leslie: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.”

Rashida Jones - Ann Perkins
Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“The process of divorce is about loading a blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.”
Amy Poehler

“You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look.”
Amy Poehler

“When your children arrive, your heart becomes a room with wide open windows.”
Amy Poehler

“Great people do things before they're ready. They do things before they know they can do it.”
Amy Poehler

“No one looks stupid when they're having fun!”
Amy Poehler

“- Jenny: Mmmmm... Ahh! This one's good. What's it called again?
- Abby: White wine.
- Jenny: I frickin' love it.”
Emily Spivey - Jenny
Amy Poehler - Abby

“Sadness... Mom and Dad... the team. They came to help... because of Sadness.”

Amy Poehler - Joy

“- Maura: Hi.
- James: Hi.
- Maura: I'm Maura.
- James: I'm James.
- Maura: I just wanted to say hi. So that's done.”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Tina Fey - Kate Ellis

“- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Two men skating together? And in our division, no less! Why, Stranz? Why is God singling us out to the greatest suffering the world has ever known?
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: I don't know, sis; those two are just a couple of freaks.
- Fairchild Van Waldenberg: Yeah, and the media loves freaks.”
Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg

“You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!”
Amy Poehler - Cricket Feldstein

“- Dad: [Trying to feed Riley broccoli] Here we go. All right, open.
- Joy: Hmm... this looks new.
- Fear: Think it's safe?
- Sadness: What is it?
- Disgust: Okay, caution, there is a dangerous smell, people. Hold on, what is that? That is not brightly colored or shaped like a dinosaur, hold on guys... it's... broccoli [presses buttons]!
- Riley:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kyle MacLachlan - Dad
Amy Poehler - Joy
Bill Hader - Fear
Mindy Kaling - Disgust

“- Maura Ellis: I've been thinking...
- Kate Ellis: Why?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Tina Fey - Kate Ellis

“- Joy: Oh, come on! It could be worse...
- Disgust: Yeah Joy, we could be lying on the dirty floor in a bag.”

Amy Poehler - Joy
Mindy Kaling - Disgust

“- Joy: C'mon! Think positive!
- Sadness: Okay...
- Sadness: ... I'm positive that you'll get lost in there!”

Amy Poehler - Joy
Phyllis Smith - Sadness

“- Kate Ellis: The young you still lives inside you!
- Maura Ellis: Just like shingles ya'll!”
Tina Fey - Kate Ellis
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis

“- Leslie: Do you think that marrying penguins made some kind of statement?
- Tom: Yes. The statement was that you're very lonely and you need a pet.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope
Aziz Ansari - Tom Haverford

“We need a little less Forever 21 and a little more Suddenly 42.”

Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis

“- Maura Ellis: Why don't you write this on your notepad. E.A.T...
- [Policeman starts writing]
- Maura Ellis: S.H.I.T...”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis

“Hey, look! The Golden Gate Bridge! Isn't that great? It's not made out of solid gold like we thought, which is kind of a disappointment, but still!”
Amy Poehler - Joy

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie

“- Joy: Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before?
- Riley's Imaginary Boyfriend: I would die for Riley. I would die for Riley.
- Joy: Yeah, yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it!”
Amy Poehler - Joy

“- Maura Ellis: We are on the way to a shelter to give people this party food.
- Brinda: Oh, is that why you're dressed like the homeless?”
Amy Poehler - Maura Ellis
Maya Rudolph - Brinda

“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“Yes, we are a team, but I am the team leader. So I made a bold decision: we're playing it safe.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope