Billy Bob Thornton movie quotes

“If you love somebody let them know every day.”
Billy Bob Thornton

“I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.”
Billy Bob Thornton

“- Terry Collins: You know the hardest thing about being smart?
- Joe Blake: No.
- Terry Collins: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake

“I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade. Yes, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching shit with your hands!”

Billy Bob Thornton - Agent Thomas Morgan

“- Joe Blake: What'd you bring her here for?
- Terry Collins: One, I had no choice, two, I may have suffered a slight concussion and three, she is mentally imbalanced to a spectacular degree.
- Kate Wheeler: I can hear you!”
Bruce Willis - Joe Blake
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins
Cate Blanchett - Kate Wheeler

“- Dan Truman: lt's the size of Texas, Mr President.
- President: Dan, we didn't see this thing coming?
- Dan Truman: Well, our object collison budget's a million dollars, that allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Dan Truman
Stanley Anderson - President

“- Wyatt Earp: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens...
- Johnny Tyler: M-mister, I'm gettin' tired of your...
- Wyatt Earp: [slaps Tyler across the face, unafraid] I'm gettin' tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work!
- Wyatt Earp: [slaps him harder, now completely steely-eyed] I said throw down, boy!”

Kurt Russell - Wyatt Earp
Billy Bob Thornton - Johnny Tyler

“- Pat Candy: Jane Bodine.
- Jane: Pat.
- Pat Candy: So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something.
- Jane: What happened to your hair?
- Pat Candy: So you still got a great sense of humor.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“Gentlemen, the hopes and dreams of an entire town are riding on your shoulders. You may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Coach Gary Gaines

“- Lou: Nobody knows about this but us.
- Jacob: See there? Nobody knows but us. It's like we came out here on a hike, and found lost treasure. Right?”

Brent Briscoe - Lou
Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

You know, when Adlai Stevenson was running for president A woman came into him on a rally one night and said, "Every thinking person will be voting for you." Stevenson said "Ma'am, that's not enough. I need a majority."
Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy

“You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He would had fun some time.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“I have one simple belief. That the law is the only thing that's capable of making people equal. Now you may think that Mark Blackwell is white trash, and he may very well have been. But in the eyes of the state, his life matters. I'm going to impale your client on a first degree murder charge. And you get a front row seat.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Dwight Dickham

“You know we don't have one thing in common me and him, except maybe our last name. You're more like a brother to me than he is.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Jacob

“She looked at me like I was a dope, which I never really minded from her. And she had a point, I guess. We knew each other as well then as now. Anyway, well enough.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“If you fight with monsters for too long you become a monster.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy

“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares. So you say you're under a curse? So what? So's the whole damn world.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jigo

“- Policeman: Where's Dottie?
- Terry Collins: Who?
- Policeman: The drive-up girl.
- Terry Collins: Oh, yes, Dottie. Of course. She's... sick.
- Policeman: Sick with what?
- Terry Collins: Vaginitis. She's been suffering from an abnormal vaginal discharge. You know the common symptoms, a viscous fluid, usually associated with... uh... vaginitis.”
Michael X. Sommers - Policeman
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“- Howard D. Doyle: I love you. I trust you.
- Miles Massey: It's the pre-nup. Brilliant.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Howard D. Doyle
George Clooney - Miles

“I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing.”
Billy Bob Thornton

“We'll always be friends. You and me made friends right off the bat. Don't nobody ever change that. I kindly want to put my arm around you, then I'm gonna get up out of here and leave.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“You're going to find out there are more important things to know than the capital of Montana. Who cares? Go run a lap!”
Billy Bob Thornton - Jasper Woodcock

“- Harvey Pollard: I don't know. Kate's a special lady.
- Terry Collins: Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.”
Troy Garity - Harvey Pollard
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins

“The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers