Bob Hoskins movie quotes

“- Mario: Are you spendin' money on this stuff? Look at this!
- Luigi: Yeah, but that's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls in it.
- Mario: Yeah? It's also got one on the scientist who turns brains into cheese.”

Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“It's your life, live it your way.”
Bob Hoskins

“The Mafia? I've shit them.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“To serve people takes dignity and intelligence. But remember, they are only people with money. And although we serve them, we are not their servants. What we do, Miss Ventura, does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling.”
Bob Hoskins - Lionel Bloch

“Vodka is a luxury we have. Caviar is a luxury we have. Time is not.”
Bob Hoskins - Nikita Khrushchev

“These people deserve more than dogshit on the doorstep.”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“Scotch on the rocks... and I mean ice!”

Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“I wanna tell you somethin'. You know I'll always take care of you. Whatever's happened. Whatever might've been done, it doesn't matter. Nobody's gonna hurt you. Nobody gets to ask. I won't allow it. You're safe with me. With your husband. You're beautiful. You always will be.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Mannix

“- Eddie Valiant: Dolores, you need to find yourself a good man.
- Dolores: But I already have a good man.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Joanna Cassidy - Dolores

“I'm setting up the biggest deal in Europe with the hardest organization since Hitler stuck as swastika on his jockstrap.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Mario: How we gonna get in there? I got two words for you: Im-possible.
- Luigi: Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible.
- Mario: I hope you're right.”
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario
John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario

“She was trapped. From the first time he met her. She was trapped. Like a bird in a cage. But he couldn't see it. He liked her, but he was the type who couldn't see what was in front of his face. And there she was, in pain. You can get soppy about someone, you can't see these things, and he was... soppy sod. She had faith in him. She believed in...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bob Hoskins - George

“You carry on the way you're going, you're going to wind up one seriously fucked up individual.”

Bob Hoskins - Bill Nelson

“Our country's not an island any more. This is the decade in which London will become Europe's capital, having cleared away the out-dated. We've got mile after mile or acre after acre of land for our future prosperity. No other city in the world has got, right at its centre, such an opportunity for profitable progress.”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Harold: It's my manor!
- Parky: Not anymore Harold, they're taking it away from you.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
Dave King - Parky

“There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another.”
Bob Hoskins - J. Edgar Hoover

“Fuck me! He's gone completely around the bleedin' twist! You vicious bastard, you never did like me, did you?”

Bob Hoskins - Rock and Roll Manager

“- Cop: A-ha! Plumbers!
- Luigi: No, he is! I'm just apprenticing!
- Cop: Get in the car!
- Luigi: But I didn't do nothin'!
- Cop: Get in the car now!
- Mario: Are you tellin' us that you can arrest a guy for being a plumber?”

John Leguizamo - Luigi Mario
Bob Hoskins - Mario Mario

“- Hotel Manager: He's a maniac!
- Rock and Roll Manager: He's an artist!”

Michael Ensign - Hotel Manager
Bob Hoskins - Rock and Roll Manager

“Remember, scare the shit out of them, but don't damage them. I want them conscious and talkative. And lads, try and be discreet, eh?”

Bob Hoskins - Harold

“In the next room, gentlemen, is the finest food, drink and pussy in New York at a price.”
Bob Hoskins - Owney Madden

“- Gus Klein: So your wife had an affair. You've never had an affair, Mr. Merrick?
- Dan Merrick: As a matter of fact, I have. But I'm not sure with who.
- Gus Klein: That could keep a guy on his toes, huh?”
Bob Hoskins - Gus Klein
Tom Berenger - Dan Merrick

“- Eden Sinclair: You got a cigarette?
- Bill Nelson: When are you going to buy your own? Do you know how much these things cost?
- Eden Sinclair: Why do you think I smoke yours?”
Rhona Mitra - Eden Sinclair
Bob Hoskins - Bill Nelson

“- Smee: I've just had an apostrophe.
- Captain Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
- Smee: Lightning has just struck my brain.
- Captain Hook: Well, that must hurt.”
Bob Hoskins - Smee
Dustin Hoffman - Captain Hook

“Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.”
Bob Hoskins