Bradley Cooper movie quotes

“- Joy: This is me.
- Neil Walker: This is you? You’ve got the exact same outfit you had when you came in here.
- Joy: I wear a blouse and I wear pants. That’s who I am. I want to go on as me.”

Jennifer Lawrence - Joy
Bradley Cooper - Neil Walker

“The kitchen's the only place I've ever felt like I belonged. I loved every minute of it, the heat, the pressure, the violence.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“The problem with being good is you become indispensable.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“The only person who will kill Adam Jones is Adam Jones.”
Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“- Brian Gilcrest: Can I have a double espresso?
- Allison Ng: Good morning, sir! I'm so jacked for today!
- Brian Gilcrest: Make that a triple.”
Bradley Cooper - Brian Gilcrest
Emma Stone - Allison Ng

“I destroyed it all. My devils chased me out of Paris and I washed up in New Orleans. I sentenced myself to hard labor shucking oysters. 999,999. And today's the last day of my penance. One million.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“All my fear? All my shyness? Gone!”
Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“- Tripp: Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home?
- Ace: Actually, I own my home.
- Demo: What?
- Tripp: No, you don't.
- Ace: I bought it a couple of years ago from my mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax.”
Matthew McConaughey - Tripp
Justin Bartha - Ace
Bradley Cooper - Demo

“Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.”
Bradley Cooper

“If you're a single man and you happen to be in this business, you're deemed a player.”
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“Who you are is who you are, between you and God. You and your soul, that's what matters, that's what counts, that's what I'm about. That's what I see in you.”

Bradley Cooper - Richie DiMaso

- Mary Horowitz: There's over a million Stevens with a "V" in the country. It's much more popular than the "PH" way. Twice as popular, in fact. I think it was the the Brits who prefer their PH's.
- Steve: [in British accent] Yeah. Not as much as their fish and chips.
Sandra Bullock - Mary Horowitz
Bradley Cooper - Steve

“- Alan: I was so upset when my grandpa died.
- Phil: How'd he die?
- Alan: World War II.
- Phil: Died in battle?
- Alan: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.”
Zach Galifianakis - Alan
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“I'm here because, in the end, the truth is worth the risk.”
Bradley Cooper - Face

“What was this drug? I couldn’t stay messy on it. I hadn’t had a cigarette in six hours. Hadn’t eaten. So abstemious and tidy. What was this? A drug for people who wanted to me more anal retentive. I wasn’t high. I wasn’t wired. Just clear. I knew what I needed to do and how to do it.”

Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“- Chris Kyle: You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
- Taya Renae Kyle: I have an alien growing inside of me.”
Bradley Cooper - Chris Kyle
Sienna Miller - Taya

“- Chris Kyle: I'm not redneck; I'm Texan!
- Taya: What's the difference?
- Chris Kyle: We ride horses, they ride their cousins.”
Bradley Cooper - Chris Kyle
Sienna Miller - Taya

“This is what I learned at the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.”
Bradley Cooper - Pat

“He wasn't afraid of making enemies. I think that's probably why he had so many friends.”

Bradley Cooper - Avery

“- Carl Van Loon: Have you been talking to anyone?
- Eddie Morra: No, I haven't been talking to anybody, Carl. I'm not stupid.
- Carl Van Loon: I know you're not stupid, Eddie, but don't make the classic smart person's mistake thinking no one's smarter than you.”
Robert De Niro - Carl Van Loon
Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“- Susie: [angry that Beth has invited Steve to take part in the talent show] Beth, I may regret saying this, but how dare you usurp my authority as producer...
- Ben: Hmph!
- Susie: ...director-slash-choreographer of the talent show. I need you to know I have been busting my balls, woman! I am telling you, the musical numbers are a mess, my kids...” (continue)(continue reading)
Amy Pohler - Susie
Bradley Cooper - Ben

“- Anna: You have an ass that makes me wanna dry hump!
- Ben: Did you just say 'dry hump'?
- Anna: Yep.
- Ben: I think I just fell in love.”
Scarlett Johansson - Anna
Bradley Cooper - Ben

“Why is it when your life exceeds your wildest dreams, a knife appears at your back?”

Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“You don’t like me and I don’t blame you. You see this self-defeating, energy sucking piece of shit.”

Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“- Phil: You're not really wearing that are you?
- Alan: Wearing what?
- Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you guys just fuckin' with me?
- Alan: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Zach Galifianakis - Alan