Bradley Cooper movie quotes

“He had that quality that judges have, where they have tremendous compassion, but they're also ferocious at the same time.”
Bradley Cooper - Avery

“You see that guy? That was me not so long ago. What kind of guy without a drug or alcohol problem looks this way? Only a writer. Strangely enough nobody believed that I actually had a book contract.”

Bradley Cooper - Eddie Morra

“- Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
- Mr. Chow: I a international criminal. It always ends like this. I met my wife at one of these things.
- Stu: You have a wife?
- Mr. Chow: Yeah, we married fifteen years. Whatsa matter, Mr. Chow not good-looking enough for woman?”
Bradley Cooper - Phil
Ken Jeong - Mr. Chow
Ed Helms - Stu

“I believe in you, even if you don't believe in me.”
Bradley Cooper - Face

“Granted, he used you, but not out of malice. Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get? He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it, which is exactly what we wanted for you.”
Bradley Cooper - Demo

“- Stu: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?
- Phil: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.”
Ed Helms - Stu
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.”

Bradley Cooper - Phil

“- Jeremy Grey: Wow. Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. That's got to be an interesting combination.
- Sack Lodge: I hunt quail, Jeremy. They're overpopulated in this region and they're decimating the grubworm population. You got a fucking problem with that?”
Vince Vaughn - Jeremy Grey
Bradley Cooper - Sack Lodge