Brendan Fraser quotes
- From the movie: Monkeybone
- From the movie: Bedazzled
“I'm telling you, the Devil gypped me for a hamburger!”
- From the movie: Blast from the Past
“- Calvin: Don't forget: stay out of the adult bookstore.
- Adam: Adult bookstore. Why?
- Calvin: Poison gas. Invisible.” - From the movie: Bedazzled
- From the movie: Blast from the Past
“- Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
- Adam: Uh-huh!
- Eve: That's it?
- Adam: Yes.
- Eve: And I don't have to take a physical in your spaceship?” - From the movie: Bedazzled
“- Elliot Richards: But it's my soul! I can't give you my soul.
- The Devil: What are you, James Brown?” - From the movie: Bedazzled
“Oh, shit, I'm a Colombian drug lord.”
- From the movie: Encino Man
“- Ella: Is that me?
- Link: Betty
- Ella: Betty... Betty?
- Link: Betty Betty Nuggs.
- Ella: Betty Nuggs?” - From the movie: The Quiet American
“- Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
- Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.” - From the movie: Bedazzled
“- The Devil: Paragraph one states that I, the Devil, a not-for-profit cooperation, with offices in Purgatory, Hell, and Los Angeles, will give you seven wishes to use as you see fit.
- Elliot Richards: Seven? Why not eight?
- The Devil: Why not six? I don't know. Seven just sounds right.” - From the movie: The Mummy Returns
“- Evelyn: The last known expedition to actually reach Ahm Shere was sent by Ramses the Fourth over 3,000 years ago. He sent over a thousand men.
- Rick: And none of them was ever seen again.
- Evelyn: How did you know?
- Rick: I didn't. But that's always the story.” - From the movie: The Mummy
“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.” - From the movie: The Last Time
- From the movie: George of the Jungle
“- George: That hurt.
- Beatrice Stanhope: Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle Van de Groot.” - From the movie: Bedazzled
“- Elliot Richards: You can't give sick people tic tacs!
- The Devil: Sick people have notoriously bad breath, I'm performing a public service here.” - From the movie: The Mummy
- From the movie: The Mummy Returns
“- Rick: Let me guess: it was commanded by, uh, the Scorpion King guy?
- Evelyn: Yes, but he only awakens once every 5,000 years.
- Rick: Right. And if someone doesn't kill him, then he's gonna wipe out the world.
- Evelyn: How did you know?
- Rick: I didn't. But that's always the story.” - From the movie: Still Breathing
“I have this terribly archaic notion that art should be about beauty... and passion... and, well, redefining an imperfect world in a perfect way.”
- From the movie: Bedazzled
“- Elliot Richards: Maybe I should call you a cab... Although it's gonna be hard to find one that'll go to Hell this time of night!
- The Devil: Oh. What a delightfully piquant wit.” - From the movie: Gods and Monsters
“- Hanna: That is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.
- Clayton Boone: Hell, everybody's got those.
- Hanna: No. His is the worst. The unspeakable. The deed no man can name without shame. What is the good English? All I know is bugger, he's a bugger, men who bugger each other...
- Clayton Boone: A homo?” - From the movie: Still Breathing
“Do you think that every last thread of intelligent life has chosen to huddle in either New York or L.A. ? Or do you really believe that this soulless sinkhole has anything to do with real life humanity; namely integrity, compassion, dignity? Y'know what, don't answer that, Phil. Just let me give you some advice. Next time you're driving through...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Quiet American
“- Alden Pyle: I trusted you. Thomas.
- Thomas Fowler: Always a mistake with a woman involved.” - From the movie: With Honors
“- Courtney Blumenthal: What are you doing?
- Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler: I'm ending our friendship.” - From the movie: Bedazzled
- From the movie: The Mummy
“- Rick O'Connell: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.
- Evelyn Carnahan: The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.”
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