Brendan Fraser movie quotes

“- Adam: What do mean you can get me laid?
- Eve: Uh, can we talk about that a little later?
- Adam: Of course.
- Eve: Great.”
Brendan Fraser - Adam
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

“- Ursula Stanhope: You can watch TV, and eat, and relax, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Just stay here.
- The Narrator: Stay here? George is king of the jungle. No four walls built by modern man can contain him.
- George: Not true. George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.”
Leslie Mann - Ursula Stanhope
Keith Scott - The Narrator
Brendan Fraser - George

“- Evelyn Carnahan: I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
- Rick O'Connell: You dream about dead guys?”

Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Simon Wilder: When it comes to relationships, everyone's a used car salesman.
- Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler: Is that your philosophy? Don't trust anyone.
- Simon Wilder: No, you've got to trust people. But you can't believe in the warranty.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder
Brendan Fraser - Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler

“- Steve Nebraska: Al, you're like a dad to me.
- Al Percolo: But I'm not your dad. I'm just a guy taking 15 percent.
- Steve Nebraska: I thought it was 10.”
Brendan Fraser - Steve Nebraska
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“- Eve: Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
- Adam: Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
- Eve: Oh, well that changes everything.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- George: So you no want Ursula to love George?
- Beatrice Stanhope: I'd rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast.”
Brendan Fraser - George
Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope

“- Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
- Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
- Dave: God, you can't do that to me.
- Dave: [looking more closely at Link] What's on his Nose?
- Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sean Astin - Dave
Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown
Brendan Fraser - Link