Bruce Dern movie quotes

“Friends are the family you choose.”
Bruce Dern - Carl

“Since 1967, the world has learned that there is not going to be real progress in the region until Palestine gets something back that they had.”
Bruce Dern

“Are you totally pussy-whipped, or what? Why don't you just take your balls out of your wifes purse... make a stand for one time in your life.”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“He's got the best lawn on the block. And you know why? Because he trains his dog to crap in my yard.”
Bruce Dern - Mark Rumsfield

“- Kate Grant: He always did have a nice voice. It was the only nice thing about that bastard.
- Woody Grant: It's all right.
- Kate Grant: All right? Did you know... he was always trying to get into my bloomers?
- David Grant: Jesus mom. Was the whole town trying to seduce you?”

June Squibb - Kate Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

“You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to catch me the cowboy that's never been caught. Cowboy desperado.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- Sheriff Chris Mannix: May I sit down, sir?
- General Sandy Smithers: According to the Yankees, it's a free country.”
Walton Goggins - Sheriff Chris Mannix
Bruce Dern - General Sandy Smithers

“- Woody Grant: I won a million dollars.
- ER Doctor: Congratulations, that'll just about pay for a day in the hospital.”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Jeffrey Yosten - ER Doctor

“I don't know that nigger. But I know he's a nigger. And that's all I need to know.”
Bruce Dern - General Sandy Smithers

“- David Grant: ...and all your brothers are coming over today, remember?
- Woody Grant: Some of 'em are dead.
- David Grant: The dead ones won't be here.”
Will Forte - David Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant

“- Woody Grant: Where's my teeth?
- David Grant: You lost your teeth?”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
Will Forte - David Grant

“- Woody Grant: I haven't been drinking.
- Kate Grant: That's what you said on our first date.”
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“We are not bigger than life.”
Bruce Dern

“The people I worked with were bigger than life. Once you put them on the screen, they were huge.”
Bruce Dern

“Some of the criminal types these days, they, eh, think that they're real cowboys. Think they can just, eh, drive around... do whatever they wanna do... whenever they wanna do it.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!”

Bruce Dern - Woody Grant

“- David Grant: How did you and mom end up getting married?
- Woody Grant: She wanted to.
- David Grant: And you didn't?
- Woody Grant: I figured, what the hell.
- David Grant: Were you ever sorry you married her?
- Woody Grant: All the time.”
Will Forte - David Grant
Bruce Dern - Woody Grant

“That's the trouble with lowlifes... they're unreliable.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“I respect a man that's good at what he does.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- The Detective: Planning on looking for work soon?
- The Driver: My line of work is kind of hard to come by.
- The Detective: It depends on where you look.
- The Driver: It depends on who you are.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver

“- The Detective: You saw the man in the car. And you saw the man against the brick wall. And you know it's the same man. Yet you didn't identify him. Are you afraid of him?
- The Player: No.
- The Detective: Are you afraid of me?
- The Player: No. I just don't like you.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Isabelle Adjani - The Player

“You know what you do first thing every morning? Read the sports page. You know why? Best part of the newspaper. Winners, losers, how it happened, score. And we got a much better game than the one they give the players.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective

“- Sally Hyde: You like tiger balm? It makes you feel real cool. I'll put some on your back.
- Capt. Bob Hyde: Is that the way you massage the basket cases at the hospital?”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Sally Hyde
Bruce Dern - Capt. Bob Hyde

“- Begleiter: With you mom's share of the inheritance, your dad's life insurance, there's more than enough for you and Rhett, for the rest of your lives. There's more than enough for the rest of your lives.
- Ruby Baker: Well, then obviously you don't know Rhett.”
Bruce Dern - Begleiter
Leelee Sobieski - Ruby Baker

“- The Detective: I really like chasing you.
- The Driver: Sounds like you got a problem.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver