Cameron Diaz movie quotes

“I love this man, and there's no way I'm gonna give him up to some big-haired, two-faced food critic!”
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“- Laura Garrety: Are you calling me from jail?
- Kyle Fisher: Not yet...”
Cameron Diaz - Laura Garrety
Jon Favreau - Kyle Fisher

They don't call me "Balls-Out Natalie" for nothin'!

Cameron Diaz - Natalie Cook

“- Courtney: Bride or groom's side what do ya think?
- Christina: I think I need to go to the bathroom.
- Courtney: did you misplace your bladder today or something?
- Christina: Sweety! I'm wearing like the tightest skirt!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Courtney: I flew accross that bathroom so fast, and you got fucked in the eye. How could you not know what a glory hole is?
- Christina: Well unlike my whore friend Courtney Rockcliff, I don't usually spend much time in men's public bathrooms. You could at least show some compassion.
- Courtney: Ok I'm sorry let's have a look. Well it looks...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“Maybe she was just tired of dead ends, phone calls that were never returned, promises that were never kept, tripping over the same stone.”
Cameron Diaz - Carol Faber

“Despite your crummy poem, I came to see you and all you could do was humiliate me and turn me away. I thought you were decent, but it turns out you're just a lying, cheating bastard like all the rest.”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“- Celine Naville: How much are you asking for?
- Robert Lewis: Half a million.
- Celine Naville: Half a million dollars is not a lot of money for a woman like me!
- Robert Lewis: I didn't mean it as a reflection of you as an individual!”
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville
Ewan McGregor - Robert Lewis

“I wasn't suggesting that the two of you get married, I just thought maybe you could get it on!”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Ted: I just want you to be happy, Mary.
- Mary: But I'd be happier with you.
- Ted: What about Bret Fahvera?
- Mary: What did I tell you the first time we met? I'm a Niners fan!”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“- Christina: Oh, Ice Cream!
- Peter: I had them remove all the calories for you.
- Christina: Oh, you're good!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

“You don't know how I feel. Only the exceptionally rich can know how I feel.”

Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“- Shrek: What're the flowers for?
- Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.”

Mike Myers - Shrek
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona

“- Lotte Schwartz: For the first time, everything just felt right.
- Craig Schwartz: It's just a phase. It's the thrill of seeing through somebody else's eyes.”
Cameron Diaz - Lotte Schwartz
John Cusack - Craig Schwartz

“No intensity, no victory.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Pagniacci

“- Naville: You are going to go to work, my girl.
- Celine Naville: What?
- Naville: You have spent the last quarter of a century watching the tide go in and out, but from tomorrow, you are going to work. Here, under my supervision. You're going to learn the essence of business.”
Sir Ian Holm - Naville
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“- Healy: I work with retards.
- Mary: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
- Healy: Yeah, maybe, but hell, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.”
Matt Dillon - Healy
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“You're in a lot of trouble, you know. My father's gonna have you killed. You realize that? Tortured first, naturally. Then he's gonna have you killed.”

Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“- Ted: I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks-popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops - but hardly any meat.
- Mary: I agree, there should be more.
- Ted: You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.”
Ben Stiller - Ted
Cameron Diaz - Mary

“- Francis Fitzpatrick: Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.
- Heather: Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?
- Francis Fitzpatrick: I haven't had sex with my wife in months.
- Heather: Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick
Cameron Diaz - Heather

“I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener.”
Cameron Diaz - Freddie Clayton

“- Naville: Celine, why don't you give me the gun?
- Celine Naville: Because as he dreamt, I shall save his life with an arrow, an arrow of my love for him.”

Sir Ian Holm - Naville
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville