Whoopi Goldberg movie quotes

“- Manny Singer: Corrina, can I talk to you for a minute? Look, whatever you may believe in is fine for you, okay? Your heaven is fine for you, but Molly's mother was an atheist and so am I, and I don't want you telling her that her mother is somewhere she isn't.
- Corrina Washington: Yes, Mr. Singer. I'll just continue to tell Molly her mother...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ray Liotta - Manny Singer
Whoopi Goldberg - Corrina Washington

“The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no...” (continue)(continue reading)
Whoopi Goldberg - Rose Schwartz

“- Albert: Who you think you is? You can't curse nobody. Look at you. You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman, you're nothing at all!
- Celie Johnson: Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!”
Danny Glover - Albert
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“Normal is in the eye of the beholder.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Shug Avery: Celie is coming with us to Memphis.
- Albert: Over my dead body.
- Shug Avery: You satisfied? That what you want?
- Albert: [to Celie] Now what's wrong with you?
- Celie Johnson: You a low down dirty dog, that's what's wrong. Time for me to get away from you, and enter into Creation. And your dead body'd be just the welcome mat I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery
Danny Glover - Albert
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“I'm poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I'm here. I'm here.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“- Fantasy: What is this?
- Richard Tyler: It's a library card.
- Fantasy: I'm a book, honey, I can read.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Fantasy
Macaulay Culkin - Richard Tyler

“I curse you. Until you do right by me everything you think about is gonna crumble!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson

“I don't know if I'm going to Heaven or to Hell, but I'm going from Jackson.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Myrlie Evers

“You see the sign back there? It says John 3:16. That is not a biblical quote, baby. You know what that is? That's your sorry road record 'cause you're the anti-coach!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Eddie

“- Massarelli: One last time: are you gay?
- Jane: Yes I am. I bet a lot of women tell you that. But in my case, it happens to be true.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Massarelli
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane

- Celie Johnson: He just climb on top of me and do his business.
- Shug Avery: "Do his business"? You sound like he going to the toilet on you.
- Celie Johnson: That's what it feels like.
- Shug Avery: Why then, Miss Celie... that means you’re still a virgin!
Whoopi Goldberg - Celie Johnson
Margaret Avery - Shug Avery

“Tinted car windows are one of the first things a celebrity buys once they become a celebrity. They're an absolute must.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Police Detective: How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?
- Terry Doolittle: How would you like if I kicked you in the nuts so hard they get lodged in your fucking nostrils?
- Marty Phillips: Me, that's a vivid image, isn't it?”
Garry Marshall - Police Detective
Whoopi Goldberg - Terry Dolittle

“- Jane: Do you miss it?
- Robin: What?
- Jane: Sex.
- Robin: Yeah, I do... You know what's weird? You never know the last time you sleep with somebody it's the last time.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane
Mary-Louise Parker - Robin

“For your last meal, you're gonna eat those words.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Shenzi

“When you hate, the only person who suffers is you, because most of the people you hate don't know it and the others don't care.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Myrlie Evers

“This isn't going to work. I haven't had a conversation with a child since I was a child.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Harriet Franklin

“Sir, let’s talk about your mama, who's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“- Deloris: We could pack this joint.
- Mother Superior: Through blasphemy? You have corrupted the entire choir!
- Deloris: How can you say that? I worked my butt off with these women! They've given up their free time to do this, and they're good! I mean, sister, we could, we could rock this place!
- Mother Superior: Out of the question!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior

“I got the flow, you all gotta go, so pick up your bags so we can go!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.”

Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown

“- Eddie Souther: Mrs. Van Cartier? You're Vince LaRocca's girlfriend, right?
- Deloris: Well you could... sort of... maybe... it depends on how you look at it! I mean, the guy just tried to kill me so I don't think that cements our relationship!
- Eddie Souther: You realize he's a major underworld figure, don't you?
- Clarkson: He's into drug...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bill Nunn - Eddie Souther
Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris
Jim Beaver - Clarkson

“I am an artist, art has no color and no sex.”
Whoopi Goldberg

“- Jane: No, we're not taking drug money on the road with us. Put it back.
- Holly: Well, it's not like you can tell by looking at it.
- Jane: OK, you have a point: we'll just take half, all right? And we are not taking drugs on the road with us, either. So give them back.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Jane
Drew Barrymore - Holly