Catherine Zeta-Jones movie quotes

“Yes, I was in love with my husband at first sight and still am. We have the most solid relationship.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones

“Words impress me. If a man can speak eloquently and beautifully to me, I just melt on the floor.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones

“You wanted advice? Well here it is, straight from me to you, keep your paws off my underwear.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

“- Gin: I give you the world's tallest building.
- Mac: And we're going to steal it?”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“I've been waiting my whole life, I just don't know what the hell for.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren

“Sex before the wedding is so much better without the groom.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kitty

“- Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
- Alejandro Murrieta: You killed somebody?
- Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Elena
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Miles Massey: Tell me more about yourself.
- Marylin Rexroth: Alright, Miles. Let me tell you everything you need to know. You may think you're tough, but I eat men like you for breakfast.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“This man spews out three things: sex... hateful music... and... sex.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Patricia Whitmore

“Don't use a cannon to kill a mosquito. Confucius.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Have you ever kept something for yourself because you were afraid?
- Theo: All the time.
Lili Taylor - Nell
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Miles Massey: Something inside of me died, when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
- Marylin Rexroth: Wait a minute. You hired him to kill me.”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Roxie Hart: You're, the Velma Kelly. I was there the night you got arrested.
- Velma Kelly: Yeah? You and half of Chicago.”
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Velma Kelly

- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: I love your boots.
- Theo: Oh, you do? Thanks! Prada; Milan, not New York. But they're killing me... Small price to pay for such savage kicks!
Lili Taylor - Nell
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Mac: I don't like surprises.
- Gin: Trust me, there won't be any.
- Mac: Trust me, there always are surprises.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin

“- Therapist: Why do you come to see me every week?
- Kate: My boss said she'd fire me if I didn't get therapy.
- Therapist: Why do you think, she thinks you need therapy? Why?
- Kate: You know what, I haven't the faintest idea.”
Bob Balaban - Therapist
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kate

“- Gin: So I'll recognize you. I wouldn't want to go home with a wrong man by mistake now, would I?
- Mac: It is a masked ball. We all go as someone else.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Billy Taggart: I did it to keep a woman.
- Cathleen Hostetler: Then you do believe in love.
- Billy Taggart: I believe in loving the one you're with.
- Cathleen Hostetler: Mm, what are you, stupid or Catholic?
- Billy Taggart: Both.”
Mark Wahlberg - Billy Taggart
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Cathleen Hostetler

“- Miles Massey: Marylin, think of me for a moment not as an attorney, but as a friend.
- Marylin Rexroth: Does that mean you won't be charging us for the hour?”
George Clooney - Miles
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin

“- Kate: What are we going to do about work?
- Nick: What we always do. You tell me what to do and then I'll go behind your back and do whatever I want.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kate
Aaron Eckhart - Nick

“I do a lot of swimming, both in the ocean and in the pool.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones

“I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones

“For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones

“I've been there. It's when you're on an 18-hour flight from L.A. to Paris and you're stuck in coach.”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theo

“- Gus Petch: I'm an ass nailer.
- Marylin Rexroth: So I see.
- Gus Petch: Gym four times a week. Hour and a half, plus stretching. Life circle. Life step. Life circuit. Gus Petch don't pussyfoot around.”
Cedric the Entertainer - Gus Petch
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Marylin