Charlize Theron movie quotes

“What about now? You hate me now? Cause it should be easy because I fucking hate you.”

Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary

“Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.”
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“Sometimes in order to heal a few people have to get hurt.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary

“- Chief Buchwald: Didn't you just say that you would do whatever you were told?
- Det. Emily Sanders: Yeah, I sometimes exaggerate for effect.”
Josh Brolin - Chief Buchwald
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders

“- David Gary: I hope you're eating enough in the city.
- Hedda Gary: You gotta start taking care of yourself, sweetie.
- David Gary: You know, Lean Cuisine is not a meal.
- Mavis Gary: Yeah, I think I might be an alcoholic.”
Richard Bekins - David Gary
Jill Eikenberry - Hedda Gary
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary

“If you leave now... Everything we had will be perfect forever.”
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“That's not how we make deals around here. You have to get bitten by a Mahooky Spider, you'll get a fever and delusions. You'll start to say things. Then if you're intensions prove true... we trust you.”
Charlize Theron - Jill Young

“- Homer Wells: I've never actually seen a lobster.
- Candy Kendall: Are you serious?
- Homer Wells: I've never seen the ocean either.
- Wally Worthington: You've never seen the ocean? That's not funny, that's serious.”
Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells
Charlize Theron - Candy Kendall
Paul Rudd - Wally Worthington

“Nobody has to teach you how to protect your child. You'd know that if you had one.”
Charlize Theron - Karen

“- Mavis Gary: I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame and I think there is a chance we may reconnect.
- Sales Lady: Let's show him what he's been missing.
- Mavis Gary: No, he's seen me recently. He knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Elizabeth Ward Land - Sales Lady

“I heard that Marilyn Monroe was discovered in a soda shop and I thought for sure that it could be like that, so I started going out real young and I was always secretly looking for who was going to discover me.”
Charlize Theron - Aileen

- Janek: You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, "Hey, I'm trying to get laid." Heh.
- Meredith Vickers: I could. I could say that, right? But then it wouldn't make sense why I would fly myself half a billion miles from every man on Earth if I wanted to... (continue)(continue reading)
Idris Elba - Janek
Charlize Theron - Meredith Vickers

“- Nelson Moss: Why a month?
- Sara Deever: Because it's long enough to be meaningful, but short enough to stay out of trouble.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Lt. Kirklander: How long till you're fired?
- Det. Emily Sanders: Oh I'm gonna do it on my own time, and we have a pretty good union, so I'm gonna say four to five weeks.”
Jason Patric - Lt. Kirklander
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders

- Mary: We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember.
- Ray: But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal". Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on.

Charlize Theron - Mary
Jason Bateman - Ray

“Do you know the story of the princess whose beloved prince dies in battle? The enemy prince, after overrunning the castle, finds the princess and forces himself upon her. Months later the princess is with child... But whose? It's either the child of her enemy, the man that killed her husband, the man that raped her... In which case she will kill...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost

“- First Detective: Do you always work in the dark?
- Stella Bridger: Makes me feel like I'm alone.”
Jimmy Shubert - First Detective
Charlize Theron - Stella Bridger

“- Spencer Armacost: It's just a nightmare, baby. You talk when you sleep.
- Jillian Armacost: What was I saying?
- Spencer Armacost: Couldn't tell. Didn't sound like words really. More like sounds.”
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost

“- Jill Young: So, this is L.A., huh? Everything looks the same. How do you know where you are?
- Gregg O'Hara: It's easy. The ocean's that way, the mountains are that way, Mexico's that way, and Canada's that way. You don't have to worry about the rest; you'll never see it through the smog.”
Charlize Theron - Jill Young
Bill Paxton - Gregg O'Hara

“I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness.”
Charlize Theron - Supermodel

“Fuckin' office job! Who the fuck wants a job like that? You fuckin' sit at a little desk, you got your little phone, you got your little fuckin' piece of paper, your little pen, you write shit down, blah blah blah. Fuck, a monkey could do that shit man!”
Charlize Theron - Aileen

"All you need is love and to believe in yourself”, nice idea. It doesn't exactly work out that way. But I guess it was better to hear a flat-out lie than to know the truth at 13.
Charlize Theron - Aileen

“- Det. Emily Sanders: David wants a slingshot now.
- Hank Deerfield: Hmm.
- Det. Emily Sanders: I guess it could be worse; it could have been a BB gun.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Deerfield
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders

“- Spencer Armacost: I said I didn't give a big hairy rat's ass and if he ever called me again I would track him down, rouse him from his bunk, pull his pants round his ankles and spank him with a coathanger right there in front of his wife and children!
- Jillian Armacost: Wanna tell me what you really said to the president?
- Spencer Armacost:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost

- Sara Deever: You know, he asked me to marry him.
- Chaz Watley: He's not the first.
- Sara Deever: No, but it was the first time I wanted to say "Yes".
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley