Charlize Theron movie quotes

“- Jillian Armacost: I'm scared.
- Spencer Armacost: Well, I'd think it would be strange if a first time mother wasn't scared.”
Charlize Theron - Jillian Armacost
Johnny Depp - Commander Spencer Armacost

“- Det. Emily Sanders: I was wondering if you knew if your son had any enemies.
- Hank Deerfield: You mean other than the thousands of Iraqis and foreign fighters that have been trying to kill him till a couple of weeks ago?”
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Deerfield

“- John Bridger: I'm sending you something.
- Stella Bridger: Does it smell nice?
- John Bridger: No. But it's sparkly.
- Stella Bridger: Does it have a receipt?”

Donald Sutherland - John Bridger
Charlize Theron - Stella Bridger

“- Nelson Moss: What are you doing?
- Sara Deever: Taking your shirt off.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara: So you can clean up.
- Nelson Moss: Why?
- Sara Deever: Because you smell like puppy pee.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Steve: So if I was to ask you out for dinner, would I be the first one of your customers to ever do that?
- Stella Bridger: Did you ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?
- Steve: No. But the last one was like three hundred pounds and had a handlebar mustache, not exactly my type.”
Edward Norton - Steve
Charlize Theron - Stella Bridger

“- Rannulph Junuh: Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.
- Adele Invergordon: Determination. Pure determination.
- Rannulph Junuh: Panic, Adele. Pure panic.”
Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh
Charlize Theron - Adele Invergordon

“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“- Laura Kensington: I have a strawberry birthmark on my thigh. Want to see it?
- C.W. Briggs: Sure, when can I take the full tour?”
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington
Woody Allen - CW Briggs

“- CW Briggs: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.
- Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.
- CW Briggs: I used to date the six of spades.”
Woody Allen - CW Briggs
Charlize Theron - Laura Kensington

“Life is funny... it's hard. But it's also strange, how things can be so different than you think.”
Charlize Theron - Aileen

“- Homer Wells: Just tell me. I'll do whatever you wanna do.
- Candy Kendall: Nothing.
- Homer Wells: Isn't that like waiting and seeing?
- Candy Kendall: No. Nothing's nothing.”

Tobey Maguire - Homer Wells
Charlize Theron - Candy Kendall

“There's no future for people like you and me, Nick. The places we come from - plant towns, mill towns, small lives! No future, just more of the same! You want a future you got to stand up and steal it.”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“Sometimes I think you should've been born during the Spanish Inquisition.”

Charlize Theron - Helga Svelgen

“You're like a mole. And I'm not talking about that thing on Cindy Crawford's face.”
Charlize Theron - Candy Kirkendall

“- Candy Kirkendall: What do you mean you don't take bubble baths?
- Darlene Dodd: 'Cuz my pooter infection stings worse than a swarm of bees.”
Charlize Theron - Candy Kirkendall
Natasha Richardson - Darlene Dodd

“- Adele Invergordon: Was there something about me that you particularly missed? Something that I can feel gratified about depriving you all these years?
- Rannulph Junuh: I liked the way we danced.”
Charlize Theron - Adele Invergordon
Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh