Cheech Marin quotes
- From the movie: Oliver & Company
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
- Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
- Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
- Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
- Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
- Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
“I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant.”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: After Hours
- From the movie: Oliver & Company
“Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.”
- From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
- From the movie: Things Are Tough All Over
“- Prince Habib: I say we are lost.
- Mr. Slyman: We ar not lost. We are Arabs. Lost is when you don't know where you are going.” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“Hey! You ain't no chick!”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“Whoa! Quarter pounder!”
- From the movie: Oliver & Company
“- Tito: Allow me to introduce myself: I am Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico de Tito.
- Georgette: Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“Later for you, little jail-baits.”
- From the movie: Oliver & Company
“Oh boy, Dodger. Tough dog have to get help from a cat!”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
- Pedro: Whuut?
- Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
- Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
- Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
- Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man... [gets license with great difficulty].
- Pedro: Hey I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Tin Cup
- Roy McAvoy: Parred the backside with a 7-iron.
- David Simms: Why?
- Dr. Molly Griswold: Yeah, that's exactly right. That's the question, "Why?"
- Romeo Posar: Because he broke his other clubs. Snapped them in two. - From the movie: The Lion King 1½
“- Pumbaa: Can I be your best man?
- Banzai: I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!” - From the movie: Tin Cup
“- Roy McAvoy: Look, I love Earl, okay, but... I need you.
- Romeo Posar: You don't love me?
- Roy McAvoy: Yeah, yeah, I love you too, goddammit.
- Romeo Posar: Well, as much as Earl?
- Roy McAvoy: I don't know! I mean, when I was with Earl, I was thinking of you... Yes, as much as Earl. More than Earl. More than Earl.
- Romeo Posar: Am I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
“- Louis Corsican: I'm your brother, Louis.
- Lucian Corsican: Liar, my brother wasn't Mexican.” - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
- Man Stoner: I think we're parked.” - From the movie: Nice Dreams
“- Chong: You know what we should invest in? An old age home for hippies. 'Cause, think about it, hippies have been around since the 60's, man, and now there isn't really a hip place for them to go anymore. So, you know, it would be a home where they could smoke all the dope they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
- Cheech:...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Up in Smoke
“- Man: You wanna get high man?
- Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?” - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's Next Movie
“- Chong: You're driving like an idiot, man.
- Cheech: I just can't get used to these automatics, man.
- Chong: Yeah, they are real complicated, aren't they?” - From the movie: Cheech & Chong's The Corsican Brothers
“Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry.”
- From the movie: Up in Smoke
Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro: ...Wha?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
Man Stoner: Oh... hu-wow, man!
Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit,... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Born in East L.A.
“If you want to be cool, first you pull your headband into the cool position. Then you just lean back, put this hand in your pocket and then you wave this hand behind you like you just cut one and you’re trying to shoo away the stinch.”
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