Cheech Marin movie quotes

“I only got one rule. And that's never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.”
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar

“- El Nebuloso: Who is it more important to please: the King of Spain, or God?
- El Segundo: Why, God, of course.
- El Nebuloso: And who is God's personal representative in these parts?
- El Segundo: Why, you, your holy ruthlessness.
- El Nebuloso: Well, God wants to keep all of it.”

Tommy Chong - El Nebuloso
Cheech Marin - El Segundo

“Hey watch out! Comin over! Geronimo!”

Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Cheech: Want me to teach you some Spanish, man?
- Chong: Okay.
- Cheech: When you see a friend, you say, hey, how's it going, pendejo?”
Cheech Marin - Cheech
Tommy Chong - Chong

“Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere else, fuck it!”
Cheech Marin - Chet Pussy

“- Chong: I dig it, man. It's good. But you know, while you were singing that, I came up with another song, man.
- Cheech: Oh, yeah?
- Chong: Yeah. It's like the same thing, only different.”
Tommy Chong - Chong
Cheech Marin - Cheech

“- Louis Corsican: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual!
- Lucian Corsican:: Trisexual?
- Louis Corsican: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican
Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican

“We're here to reprocess the furnature!”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“Hey, that's a pretty nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone.”
Cheech Marin - Cheech

“- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different.
- Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
- Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's your name?
- Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
- Pedro: [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] Uuhhh - His name is Raalllph, man!”
Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!”
Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican

“Responsibility is a heavy responsibility!”
Cheech Marin - Cheech

“- Man Stoner: Hey, man; I'm glad you picked me up, man. I slept in a ditch last night, man, I was about to freeze my balls off, man.
- Pedro de Pacas: Man, I didn't even know you had any, I wouldn't of stopped.”

Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“You can't ask for advice about the woman you're trying to hose from the woman you're trying to hose!”
Cheech Marin - Romeo Posar