Chris Evans movie quotes

“- Jensen: Where are you from? Originally?
- Aisha: The wilds of Northern Africa.
- Jensen: Do you have any hobbies?
- Aisha: When I was little, I collected human ears.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Zoe Saldana - Aisha

“- Jensen: Legless Pooch and I are on it!
- Pooch: Call me 'Legless Pooch' again, and you're gonna be 'Headless Jensen'.
- Jensen: I think it's a cool name, makes ya sound like a pirate.
- Pooch: Ya mama's a pirate.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

“They're selling shit to the American people to raise money to protect the American people from the guys they produce the shit they're selling them in the first place. This is fucked up on so many levels...”

Chris Evans - Jensen

“- Ricky Lipman: I'm the best friend, and I have been in front of her face the whole time, and she just... hasn't really realized it yet, but she will.
- Jake Wyler: Well, I'm the reformed cool guy, who's learned the error of his ways. She's gonna forgive me for my mistakes, and realize that I really love her.
- Ricky Lipman: Dammit, that's true.”

Eric Jungmann - Ricky Lipman
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“- Kyle: Do you even know what SAT stands for?
- Matty: Suck Ass Test?”
Chris Evans - Kyle
Bryan Greenberg - Matty Matthews

“- Johnny Storm: You think Reed's right? That this might really be the end of the world?
- Ben Grimm: He's never wrong about stuff like this.”
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“- Detective Paul Diskant: So we're just gonna go in there and kill them?
- Tom Ludlow: No, I'm going to ask them some questions. Then we're going to kill them.”
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow

“- Jensen: Ohhhh... shit. She's got a gun and... it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick!
- Pooch: Would you rather it was pointed at your face?
- Jensen: I know it makes no sense, but yes!”

Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

“- Captain America: What about the others? Are you planning a rescue mission?
- Col. Chester Phillips: Yeah, it's called winning the war.”
Chris Evans - Captain America
Tommy Lee Jones - Col. Chester Phillips

“- Edgar: What does steak taste like again? I had it once, but I can't remember.
- Curtis: If you can't remember then it's better to forget.
- Edgar: What does it smell like when it's cooked? It must emanate around the place.”
Jamie Bell - Edgar
Chris Evans - Curtis

“- Wilford: Curtis, everyone has their preordained position, and everyone is in their place except you.
- Curtis: That's what people in the best place say to the people in the worst place.”
Ed Harris - Wilford
Chris Evans - Curtis

“- Jensen: What about Emma?
- Clay: Emma doesn't count. I didn't sleep with Emma.
- Roque: No, because she put a bomb in your car!”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Clay
Idris Elba - Roque

“- Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
- Tony Stark: Funny things are.”
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Cassie Holmes: First thing's first. I know you're a second generation Mover.
- Nick Gant: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
- Cassie Holmes: I'll let you know when I see one. You don't really use your powers, which means you haven't practiced, so you kind of suck at it.”

Dakota Fanning - Cassie Holmes
Chris Evans - Nick Gant

“- Johnny Storm: If we can't stop this, if it's really the end of the world... how are you going to spend your last few minutes?
- Ben Grimm: Part of me would like to go out fighting, but to tell you the truth, I think I'd like to spend my last few minutes holding onto Alicia.”
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“- Red Skull: You could have the power of the gods! Yet you wear a flag on your chest and think you fight a battle of nations! I have seen the future, Captain! There are no flags!
- Captain America: Not my future!”
Hugo Weaving - Red Skull
Chris Evans - Captain America

“- Jake Wyler: You're inteIIigent and insightfuI. You don't get the respect you deserve.
- Malik: That's great! I've aIways wanted to discuss...
- Jake Wyler: I actually got to go. Sorry.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik

“- Jensen: Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted.
- Pooch: You know what? Do me a favor - never say that again.”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

- Janey Briggs: You haven't spoken to me in like four years, Jake.
- Jake Wyler: Actually, it's more like six, because the time you're referring to when we were standing in line at that movie theater, I was actually saying "hey" to the person right behind you.
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“- Pooch: The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may...
- Jensen: The Pooch may refer to himself in the third person?
- Pooch: Occasionally, but the Pooch will not cheat.”
Columbus Short - Pooch
Chris Evans - Jensen

“She's an illusion. Ok, you take away the make-up, the clothes, the way she wears her hair, the smell of her perfume, that cute little face she makes when she's tonguing my balls. Look she's totally replaceable.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“- Tom Ludlow: You married, Diskant?
- Detective Paul Diskant: Engaged. And I'd like to see her again.”

Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Chris Evans - Detective Paul Diskant

“- Reed Richards: Your encounter with the Surfer has affected your molecules. They're... in a constant state of flux.
- Johnny Storm: Is that bad?
- Reed Richards: Well, it caused you to temporarily switch powers with Sue.”
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Sue Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
- Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?”
Jessica Alba - Sue Storm
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Johnny Storm: What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling?
- Reed Richards: A higher calling? Like getting girls and making money?
- Johnny Storm: Is there any higher? You know what Reed - this is who we are. Accept it. Or better yet, enjoy it.”
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards