Chris Evans movie quotes

- Johnny Storm: You know, don't look completely ridiculous in that dress.
- Susan Storm: Is that obnoxious brother talk for "You look kind of nice?".
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Jessica Alba - Susan Storm

“- Johnny Storm: I could catch him, but he's too strong for me.
- Ben Grimm: I could whale on him, but he'd see me from a mile away.”

Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.”
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Sue Storm: What are the risks?
- Reed Richards: Even a small miscalculation could increase our symptoms exponentially - or perhaps even kill us.
- Johnny Storm: Now, dying - that's bad, right?”

Jessica Alba - Sue Storm
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Compound Reporter #2: Is it true you can fly?
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, I'm working on that, its actually really difficult.”
Brenda Crichlow - Compound Reporter #2
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

- Janey Briggs: I knew it. That's a line from "She's All That". I masturbate to that movie.
- Jake Wyler: [to nosy Flight Attendant right behind them] Do you mind?
- Flight Attendant: Not at all, I think masturbation is very healthy.
Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Molly Ringwald - Flight Attendant

“- Catherine Wyler: I want you.
- Jake Wyler: Catherine that's disgusting! You're my sister.
- Catherine Wyler: Only by blood.
- Jake Wyler: [shoving her off] What's wrong with this family?”
Mia Kirshner - Catherine Wyler
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

- Jake Wyler: Malik, can you hold my books for me?
- Malik: Sure, why not? I am the token black guy. I'm just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say things like: "damn", "shit," and "that is whack".
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik

“- Janey Briggs: It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.
- Jake Wyler: Janey... a car accident.
- Janey Briggs: No. Cancer.”

Chyler Leigh - Janey Briggs
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler

“- Catherine Wyler: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
- Malik: Damn.
- Jake Wyler: That's way too much information for me, Catherine.
- Catherine Wyler: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always take a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mia Kirshner - Catherine Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler