Christina Applegate quotes
- From the TV Series: Dead to Me
- From the TV Series: Dead to Me
“Kids are just resilient.”
- From the TV Series: Dead to Me
“You want me to take comfort in the fact that we live in a world where everyone knows what the truth is and there are no consequences?”
- From the movie: Vacation
“- Debbie Griswold: We're covered in human waste.
- Rusty Griswold: Come on, sweetheart, we don't know that it's human.” - From the movie: Vacation
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It's like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22...
- Courtney: Buy some new ones!” - From the movie: Just Visiting
“Honey, did you know that the women of my lineage are all lionhearted?”
- From the movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
“- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
- Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“Wait a minute... Do we have time for... a movie montage?”
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“Hey Chris it's Courtney. I'm just checking in to see if you're listening to your messages, because if you are listening to your messages, it means you were too chicken shit to hook up with Peter, which therefore means you are a loser! you are a loser!”
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Courtney: What's up?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you?
- Courtney: Nothing...what's up with you?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you.
- Courtney: Nothing...” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Courtney: Maybe it's you. Did somethin' crawl up your poonani?
- Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!
- Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!
- Christina: High five on the clean poonani!
- Courtney: [gives high five] Bitch!” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Jane: He dumped me....Kevin dumped meeee!
- Christina: Oh sweetie...
- Jane: A day before our one year anniversary...
- Christina: Well you know, he's probably just going through a rough stage.
- Courtney: Yeah, he'll call you tomorrow..that phone is going to be ringing.
- Jane: Noooo!! He said he's been wanting this for six months and...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Just Visiting
“Courage is my creed.”
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
These are..."The Days Of Our Lives"!
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.”
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Courtney: You are soooooo Bajigety.
- Christina: I’ am not Bajigety.” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Courtney: Oooh, leather coat guy is looking kinda cute... Shot gun!
- Christina: Cheater...” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Christina: Girl I’ve been shaking my ass all the way up this hill.
- Courtney: What Track?
- Christina: Track three!
- Courtney: Hootchaaaaaa! ” - From the movie: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
“- Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
- Swell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.” - From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Christina: Ew! What is that?
- Courtney: What is what?
- Christina: You don't smell that?
- Courtney: Smell what? I don't smell anything.
- Christina: Oh Jesus! You're used to it, and that's, that's what's really scary!
- Courtney: I don't smell anything!
- Christina: It smells like moldy ass is what it smells like in here!
- Courtney: Wait a...” (continue)(continue reading)
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