Clint Eastwood movie quotes

“- Earl Stone: What? I thought you were dead. No such luck, I guess.
- Tim Kennedy: Let me tell you something. Did anyone ever tell you you're a bit of an asshole, Earl?
- Earl Stone: All the time. Even in Spanish. All the time.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone
Richard Herd - Tim Kennedy

“Internet! Who needs it?”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“- Mary: You were the love of my life, and the pain of my life. And I need you to know, it's all the world to me that you're here.
- Earl Stone: I love you Mary.
- Mary: More today than yesterday.
- Earl Stone: But not as much as tomorrow.”
Dianne Wiest - Mary
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“It's just time is all. I could buy everything, but I couldn't buy time.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“The only people who want to live to 100 are 99 year olds.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“I thought it was more important to be somebody out there than the damn failure I was here at my own home.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“Are you sure you're Mexican? You're acting like you're under The Fuhrer or something.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“For what it's worth, I'm sorry for everything.”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“Yeah next time you see me, I'll be texting my brains out!”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“- Captain Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed this month.
- Harry Callahan: Lou Janero.
- Captain Donnelly: What?
- Harry Callahan: It's his men who shot up the car, why don't you send him the bill?”
Michael Currie - Captain Donnelly
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“Sweetheart, if there's any justice on this planet, they'll never make you give back that red dress.”

Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak

“- Tommy Nowak: You just have to play that little-girl-lost routine, don't you.
- Lou Ann McGuinn: I'm still feminine. I'm a Cosmo fighter.
- Tommy Nowak: Obviously a hardened criminal. I can tell by your kewpie-doll lips.”
Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
Bernadette Peters - Lou Ann McGuinn

“- Frank Horrigan: What were to happen if I gave up my job for you?
- Lilly Raines: Why would you do that?
- Frank Horrigan: Well, maybe I vowed to never again let my career come between me and a woman.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan
Rene Russo - Lilly Raines

“- Frank Corvin: You know what the worst day of my life was? The day Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon. I was probably the only person in America who wanted to commit suicide that day.
- Hawk Hawkins: Well, thanks a lot Frank. We haven't spoken in twelve years and that's basically been the big question on my mind, what could make you commit...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins

“The old dreams were good dreams, they didn't work out, but glad I had them.”
Clint Eastwood - Robert Kincaid

“You wanna know what it's like to kill a man? Well, it's goddamn awful, that's what it is. The only thing worse is getting a medal... for killing some poor kid that wanted to just give up, that's all. Yeah, some scared little gook just like you. I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago. Not a day goes by that I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: Well, I ask for Marines, the division sends me relics. The men in recon platoon are less than highly motivated to say the least. I want those men in shape.
- Highway: I'll make life takers and heart breakers out of them, sir.”
Everett McGill - Major Powers
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Any man don't wanna get killed better clear on out the back.”

Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Highway: You men do not impress me!
- Profile: Recon platoon kicks butt.
- Highway: [grabs Profile by the nose] If you ladies think that you can slip and slide just because your last sergeant was a pussy, well queer bait, you're going to start acting like Marines right now!”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Tom Villard - Profile

“Don't you Jews ever get tired of fighting City Hall?”

Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant

“- Vince: Well, you can take an early retirement, collect disability. With the pension we offer you should be comfortable.
- Gus: Save it. Being comfortable is overrated.”
Robert Patrick - Vince
Clint Eastwood - Gus

“- Youa: You're funny.
- Walt Kowalsky: I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.”
Choua Kue - Youa
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalsky

“- Pavel Upenskoy: You can use this?
- Mitchell Gant: I can use it.
- Pavel Upenskoy: Good. Don't, unless it's absolutely necessary.”

Warren Clarke - Pavel Upenskoy
Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant

“I've got to go have my pacemaker checked, it has been so exciting talking to you.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney

“The budget for Apocalypse Now in 1979 was over $25 million. For that sort of money we could have invaded somewhere.”
Clint Eastwood