Clint Eastwood movie quotes

“- Maggie Fitzgerald: Man says he loves me.
- Frankie Dunn: Well, he's probably not the first one to say that.
- Maggie Fitzgerald: First since my daddy.”
Hilary Swank - Maggie Fitzgerald
Clint Eastwood - Frankie Dunn

“- Sue: There's a ton of food.
- Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
- Sue: No worries, we only eat cats.”
Ahney Her - Sue
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“Wake me up if we crash into the mountain. I wouldn't want to miss that.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Coy LaHood: Do you imbibe?
- Preacher: Only after nine in the morning.”
Richard Dysart - Coy LaHood
Clint Eastwood - Preacher

“I realize that homicides and splashy robberies get most of the headlines, but it's about time this crime gets the attention it deserves.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Lieutenant Speer: How about a fast game of sleeper?
- Poolroom thug: Never heard of it.
- Lieutenant Speer: Well, it's simple. You go ahead and make your shot and I put you to sleep.”
Clint Eastwood - Lieutenant Speer

“Dying ain't hard for men like you and me. It's living that's hard when all you've ever cared about has been butchered or raped.”
Clint Eastwood - Josey Wales

“- Walt Kowalski: How ya doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
- Barber Martin: Walts! You cheap bastard! I should have known you'd come in, I was having such a pleasant day!”
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski
John Carroll Lynch - Barber Martin

“- Hawk Hawkins: What are you doing here?
- Frank Corvin: Keeping a promise I made years ago.
- Hawk Hawkins: Was that the promise you made to kill me or the promise you made to have both my legs broke?”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins
Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin

“- Barbara Corvin: Would you like me to read the instructions to you again?
- Frank Corvin: Let me tell you something, my dear. Those instructions were written by a fellow in Japan when they made this damn thing. They were probably translated by some gringo who was an expatriate American that couldn't get a job in this country. And then the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Barbara Babcock - Barbara Corvin
Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin

“- Bronco Billy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
- Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
- Bronco Billy: I shot her.
- Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
- Bronco Billy: He was my best friend!”

Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy
Sondra Locke - Antoinette Lily

“- Highway: Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let's move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes.
- Profile: It's Goddam 5 o'clock. You said six!”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Tom Villard - Profile

“That was a beautiful day. The sun was out, been raining all morning, the air was... first shot, sounded like a firecracker. I looked over, I saw him, I could tell he was hit. I don't know why I didn't react. I should have reacted. I should have been running flat out. I just couldn't believe it. If only I'd reacted, I could have taken that shot....” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Harry Callahan: Not bad.
- Horace King: Not bad, my ass! You've got to strain the remains for the fingerprints.
- Harry Callahan: Well, this is the .44 Magnum Auto-Mag and it hold a 300-grain cartridge. And, if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints.”

Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Albert Popwell - Horace King

“Whores have to sell the one thing that shouldn't be for sale in the world. And that's love.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Judge Zane: Thank you for your testimony, Officer Reese. Sergeant Highway, drunk and disorderly. Fighting in a public establishment. Urinating on a police vehicle?
- Highway: Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir.
- Judge Zane: Just because there's no war going on does not give you the right to start one every time you get drunk. Now I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Eames - Judge Zane
Clint Eastwood - Highway
John Hostetter - Reese

“Hicks there is my new pen pal. I'm going to be sending him a letter once a week, and I'm going to be telling him how I'm gonna be looking in on his sick mother, and how I'm trying to get him special privileges here at the prison. And you know what's the interesting part? The interesting part is if anything happens to me, and Hicks doesn't get...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime.”
Clint Eastwood - Robert Kincaid

“- Wolf: I'm Wolf. Where did they transfer you from?
- Frank Morris: Atlanta.
- Wolf: Nice town, Atlanta.
- Frank Morris: I never saw it.”
Bruce M. Fischer - Wolf
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris

“You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.”

Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Prison Guard: They lie, you know?
- Steve Everett: Who's that?
- Prison Guard: Prisoners. That's what they do. Every word they say is a lie.
- Steve Everett: Well, everyone lies, pal. I'm just here to write it down.”
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“Promise me you will not spend this on food.”

Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“- Bartender Red: Your life could be a whole lot simpler if you could learn to operate a VCR.
- Luther Whitney: Truer words were never spoken.”
Mark Margolis - Red Brandsford
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney

“The knifings, the beatings, old ladies being bashed in the head for their Social Security checks, teachers being thrown out of a fourth-floor window because they don't give As, that doesn't bother me a bit.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Walt Kowalski: I don't care about him.
- Sue: You hang out with him, you teach him to fix things, you saved him from that fucked cousin of ours.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski
Ahney Her - Sue