Clint Eastwood movie quotes

“I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.”
Clint Eastwood - Joe

“- Ned Logan: I sure do miss my bed.
- Bill Munny: You said that last night.
- Ned Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my dadgum bed.”
Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Josey Wales: You have any food here?
- Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.”
Clint Eastwood - Josey Wales
Chief Dan George - Lone Watie

“- Highway: What's your name, Marine?
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Lance Corporal Fragatti, Gunny.
- Highway: [takes off Fragatti's sunglasses and steps on them] Well, you shouldn't litter Fag-eddi. It's ecologically unsound.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti

“- Thao: What was it like to kill someone?
- Walt Kowalski: You don't want to know.”
Bee Vang - Thao
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Mitch Leary: There's no cause left worth fighting for, Frank. All we have is the game. I'm on offense, you're on defense.
- Frank Horrigan: Well, when do we start playing the game?
- Mitch Leary: The clock's ticking, Frank.”

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“What's the matter with you? You trying to get yourself killed? I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart. Hanging around places like that is an easy way to get you into the obituaries!”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“Take your post. The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it. We will blaze a path into battle for others to follow. Surrender is not in our creed. Let me here you say that.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Choozoo: Hey crotch rot! You gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?
- Highway: Yeah, I guess I should have gotten shots before hand.
- Choozoo: If your brain was half as smart as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a frickin' twenty star general by now.
- Highway: And if I were half as ugly as your, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Arlen Dean Snyder - Choozoo
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Mike Murphy: Look, do me a favor, don't save my life anymore!
- Lieutenant Speer: My pleasure.”
Burt Reynolds - Mike Murphy
Clint Eastwood - Lieutenant Speer

“I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Marine: Just about cleaned you out. Sure makes you feel good, don't it, Gunny? Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers.
- Highway: You pump the neighbor's dog again, Jakes, or are you always slack eyed and silly in the afternoon.
- Marine: Looks like you could use a little lift, Highway. Why don't you suck on one of these. Smooth as a prom...” (continue)(continue reading)

Alex M. Bello - Marine
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.”
Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy

“We fought the preliminary for the kikes; now we'll fight the main event for the niggers.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“You're looking at a living legend, Lilly. The only active agent who ever lost a president.”

Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“- Harry Callahan: I don't like your list, Swan. I don't like being on it.
- Peter Swan: Ah, that's, that's what this is really all about, isn't it? Well, if you got a charge to make...
- Harry Callahan: Maybe I'll start my own dead pool, and put you on it.
- Peter Swan: You threatening me?
- Harry Callahan: You want to play the game, you'd...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Liam Neeson - Peter Swan

“- Bridget Rossiter: Want coffee, Ev? It's back in fashion as a late-morning pick-me-up.
- Steve Everett: Make it a big one.
- Bridget Rossiter: Women can fetch coffee now because job opportunities give us new confidence.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“- Swede Johanson: Sir, I'll wait outside for the MPs to come.
- Highway: Negative, Johanson! You're going to become a Marine, right now.
- Swede Johanson: [incredulous look as he realizes he will not be sent to the stockade]
- Highway: [softly] Fall out...
- Swede Johanson: Yes, sir.”

Peter Koch - 'Swede' Johanson
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Father Janovich: What can I do for you, Walt?
- Walt Kowalski: I'm here for confession.
- Father Janovich: Holy Jesus, what did you do?”
Christopher Carley - Father Janovich
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“Clock's ticking, Bob. And I'm only getting older.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin

“- Luther Whitney: You're the only family I have.
- Kate Whitney: Luther, you don't have me.”
Clint Eastwood - Luther Whitney
Laura Linney - Kate Whitney

“Things change. They always do, it's one of the things of nature. Most people are afraid of change, but if you look at it as something you can always count on, then it can be a comfort.”
Clint Eastwood - Robert Kincaid

“- Highway: Oo-rah. Strip off those t-shirts.
- Lance Corporal Fragatti: Huh?
- Highway: You'll all wear the same t-shirt or none at all.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Vincent Irizarry - Fragetti

“- Carpetbagger: [holds up a bottle of patent medicine] This is it... one dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
- Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, eh?
- Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.
- Josey Wales: [spits tobacco juice on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?”
Woodrow Parfrey - Carpetbagger
Clint Eastwood - Josey Wales