Clint Eastwood movie quotes

“- Jennifer Spencer: What now?
- Harry Callahan: Now, I guess I'll have to...
- Jennifer Spencer: Read me my rights? And where was all this concern for my rights when I was being beaten and mauled? And where were my sister's rights when she was being brutalized? There is a thing called justice Callahan, and is it justice that they should all just...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sondra Locke - Jennifer Spencer
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Colonel Meyers: That's for sure. What's your assessment of this exercise?
- Highway: It's a cluster fuck.
- Colonel Meyers: Say again?
- Highway: Marines are fighting men, sir. They shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have.”
Richard Venture - Colonel Meyers
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Sue: Kind of ironic, isn't it?
- Walt Kowalski: What is?
- Sue: Thao washing your car after he tried to steal it.
- Walt Kowalski: And if he misses a spot, he has to do it all over again.”
Ahney Her - Sue
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Sally Gerber: You know you did everything you could. Don't you?
- Red Garnett: I don't know nothing. Not one damn thing.”

Laura Dern - Sally Gerber
Clint Eastwood - Red Garnett

“- Ray Parkins: There must be something you want to ask me. You might get lucky!
- Harry Callahan: Only with humans.”
Audrie Neenan - Ray Parkins
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Schaffer: Look, Major, this is primarily a British operation. I'm an American. I don't even know why the hell I'm here.
- Maj. Smith: Lieutenant, you're here because you're an American.”
Clint Eastwood - Schaffer
Richard Burton - Maj. Smith

“Goodbye, you worthless son of a bitch. Goodbye, you pearl of Central East Africa. Goodbye, you lake flies. Goodbye, you flat-chested, bucktoothed women. Goodbye, forever.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson

“- Profile: It's Goddam 5 o'clock. You said six!
- Highway: So I lied. So I can't tell time. So maybe some communist bastard's going to make an appointment pop you a new asshole in your forehead. You're Marines now. You adapt. You overcome. You improvise. Let's move. Four minutes!”
Tom Villard - Profile
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“- Gay Boy: Want some honey?
- Wes Block: I don't eat sweets.”
Jonathan Sachar - Gay Boy
Clint Eastwood - Wes Block

“- Jack Wilson: You're fast and you like pain. You eat it like candy. I've seen a few cases like that in my time. The more they get hurt, the more dangerous they become. But you got to be durable, too. Real durable. Most aren't.
- Philo Beddoe: Yeah, you're right. Most aren't.”
William Smith - Jack Wilson
Clint Eastwood - Philo Beddoe

“- Harry Callahan: You know what does bother me?
- Burly Detective: What?
- Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
- Burly Detective: What?
- Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Joe Bellan - Burly Detective

“- Jail Binger: I don't like soldier boys.
- Highway: Say what?
- Jail Binger: If you wanna pop that puppy's can you don't have to grease him so hard, jarhead.
- Highway: Well, it sounds like you're a man of experience.
- Jail Binger: What the hell's that supposed to mean, grunge shit.
- Highway: It means: Be advised. I'm mean, nasty and tired. I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nicholas Worth - Jail Binger
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Get three coffins ready.”

Clint Eastwood - Joe

“- Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?
- Bronco Billy: Sure. A long time ago.
- Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?
- Bronco Billy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.”
Sondra Locke - Antoinette Lily
Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy

“- Highway: Shut your face, hippie!
- Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hippie?
- Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: [whispers in Highway's ear] There haven't been hippies in centuries. Are you freeze-dried or doing hard time?”
Clint Eastwood - Highway
Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“Everybody wants results but nobody wants to do what they have to do to get them done.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“You should never kill a man unless it's absolutely necessary.”
Clint Eastwood - Bronco Billy

“- Prison Guard: Is something burning?
- Frank Morris: What? I don't smell nothing.
- Prison Guard: It must be my imagination. Working nights really gets to you.
- Frank Morris: You should try it from my side.”
Clint Eastwood - Frank Morris

“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one.”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“There's gotta be a hundred reasons why I don't blow you away. Right now I can't think of one.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Bar Patron: Are you looking for trouble, pal?
- Harry Callahan: I'm looking for friends of George Wilburn.
- Bar Patron: What'd he do?
- Harry Callahan: He lost his balls... he got killed.”

Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.”

Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“Thao and Sue are never going to find peace in this world as long as that gang's around.”
Clint Eastwood - Walt Kowalski

“- Ned Logan: What did these fellas do? Cheat at cards? Steal some strays? Spit on a rich fella? What?
- Bill Munny: No, they cut up a woman.
- Ned Logan: What?
- Will Munny: Yeah, they cut up her face, cut her eyes out, cut her fingers off, cut her tits, everything but her cunty, I suppose.
- Ned Logan: I'll be dogg-Golly, I guess they got it...” (continue)(continue reading)

Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway