Colin Farrell movie quotes

“You're good, baby. I'll give you that. But me? I'm magic.”
Colin Farrell - Bullseye

“I hope she dies right away... On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies. I just hope her pathetic screams can't be heard from my room, because I was thinking about having a lie down, and I need peace and quiet. I was playing golf, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.”

Colin Farrell - David

“Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.”
Colin Farrell - Alexander

“- The Caller: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
- Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
- The Caller: There's the spirit.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be fuckin' president.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Alexander: I've come to believe the fear of death drives all men, Hephaistion. This we didn't learn as schoolboys.
- Hephaistion: I've always believed, Alexander. But this seems so much bigger than us.”

Colin Farrell - Alexander
Jared Leto - Hephaistion

“Things go wrong. The odds catch up. Probability is like gravity: you cannot negotiate with gravity. One day... one day you should just cash out, you know? Just cash out and get out.”
Colin Farrell - Sonny Crockett

“- Alexander: It's a high ransom she charges for nine months lodging in the womb.
- Hephaistion: Bring her to Babylon, Alexander. It'll give her such joy.
- Alexander: Joy! I am the cracked mirror of her dreams... Stay with me tonight Hephaistion.
- Hephaistion: What bothers you?
- Alexander: I see in her everything I fear. Yet I have no idea...” (continue)(continue reading)

Colin Farrell - Alexander
Jared Leto - Hephaistion

“- Felicia: Goddammit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand.
- Stu: Ooooh! I'm sure you're just as good with the other hand.”
Paula Jai Parker - Felicia
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Danny Witwer: I worked homicide before federal. This is what we call an orgy of evidence. You know how many orgies I had as a homicide cop?
- Fletcher: How many?
- Danny Witwer: None.”
Colin Farrell - Danny Witwer
Neal McDonough - Fletcher

“Sometimes a good beating provokes personal growth.”
Colin Farrell - Detective Ray Velcoro

“My strong suspicion is we get the world we deserve.”
Colin Farrell - Detective Ray Velcoro

“Pain is inexhaustible.”
Colin Farrell - Detective Ray Velcoro

“I used to want to be an astronaut. But astronauts don’t even go to the moon anymore.”
Colin Farrell - Detective Ray Velcoro

“- V. A. Vandevere: Uh, Max, if you don’t mind my asking, where did you come upon the animal?
- Max Medici: He hails from the far east.
- V. A. Vandevere: How far?
- Max Medici: Far.
- Neils Skellig: He doesn’t look like magic to me.
- Holt Farrier: Well, what the heck can you tell by appearances, right?”

Michael Keaton - V. A. Vandevere
Danny DeVito - Max Medici
Joseph Gatt - Neils Skellig
Colin Farrell - Holt Farrier

“- Jack Mulligan: What I've learned from men like my father and your husband is that you reap what you sow.
- Veronica: Let's hope so.”
Colin Farrell - Jack Mulligan
Viola Davis - Veronica

“- Jamal Manning: This is my brother.
- Jatemme Manning: Jatemme.
- Jack Mulligan: Love you too.”
Brian Tyree Henry - Jamal Manning
Daniel Kaluuya - Jatemme Manning
Colin Farrell - Jack Mulligan

“- Stu: So you're an actor?
- The Caller: Yes, one of your pathetic failed ones. You don't have to come find me and ruin me, I can't get work as it is. I've done some off-Broadway, some off-Manhattan, but that dried up. Now I wait tables, clean toilets, anything I can to make the rent. I'm a walking cliché.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- Bobby Pellitt: You're three hours late. What's the deal?
- Kurt Buckman: I was at your father's funeral.
- Bobby Pellitt: Uh huh. Well, maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now.”
Colin Farrell - Bobby Pellit
Jason Sudeikis - Kurt Buckman

“I work so hard on this image, on Stu Shepherd, the asshole who refers to himself in the third person, that I only proved I should be alone. I have just been dressing up as something I'm not for so long, I'm so afraid no one will like what's underneath. But here I am, just flesh and blood and weakness.”
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Graves: You fools. Do you realize what you've done?
- Seraphina Picquery: The Obscurial was killed on my orders, Mr. Graves.
- Graves: Yes. And history will surely note that, Madam President. What was done here tonight was not right.”
Colin Farrell - Graves
Carmen Ejogo - Seraphina Picquery

“- Hotel Manager: Any children?
- David: No.
- Hotel Manager: And the dog?
- David: This is my brother. He was here a couple of years ago but he didn’t make it.”

Olivia Colman - Hotel Manager
Colin Farrell - David

“- Loner Leader: Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?
- David: No.
- Loner Leader: Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.”
Léa Seydoux - Loner Leader
Colin Farrell - David

“Don't you ever stop dreaming. You can be anyone you want to be.”
Colin Farrell - Travers Goff

“- Gus: We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect.
- Jim Street: And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!”

James DuMont - Gus
Colin Farrell - Jim Street