Dan Castellaneta quotes
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“I dunno what to tell you, Marge! I don't think about things. I respect people who do, but...
I just try to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl in next you again.” - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Homer Simpson: Hey, Marge. Isn't it great being married to someone who's recklessly impulsive?
- Marge Simpson: Actually, it's aged me horribly.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Lisa-Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him.
Homer-Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?” - From the animation: The Simpsons
“You've got the brains and the talent to go as far as you want. And when you do, I'll be right there to borrow money.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Homer's Brain-Don't you get it? You've got to use reverse psychology.
Homer-That sounds too complicated.
Homer's Brain-OK, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer-All right, I will!” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“Bart-TV sucks.
Homer-I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- Lisa Simpson: You can't take revenge on an animal! That's the whole point of "Moby Dick"!
- Homer Simpson: The point of "Moby Dick" is "Be yourself". - From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Lisa Simpson: History is written by the winners, Dad.
- Homer Simpson: I thought it was written by losers.” - From the movie: The Return of Jafar
“- Aladdin 'Al': So Genie, how does it feel to be free?
- Blue Genie: Seriously? I love it!” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“If these Celebrities didn't want people going through their garbage or saying they're Gay, they should not have expressed themselves creatively...”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
- From the animation: The Simpsons
“- Lisa Simpson: Dad, just for once don't you want to try something new?
- Homer Simpson: Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure.” - From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Bart Simpson: Dad!
- Homer Simpson: What seems to be the problem, officers?
- Bart Simpson: Tell them you dared me to do it!
- Chief Wiggum: If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
- Homer Simpson: And what happens to me if it's my fault?
- Chief Wiggum: You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.
- Homer...” (continue)(continue reading) “It is better to watch things then to do them.”
“The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated.”
- La trovi in Relationships in Hollywood
“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad.”
- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“This book doesn't have any answers!”
- From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the animation: The Simpsons
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