David Spade quotes
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“- Pacha: I thought you were a changed man.
- Kuzco: Come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the palace.
- Pacha: So all of it was a lie?” - From the movie: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
“- Dickie Roberts: You want my autograph too? Dickie Roberts.
- Girl: No, I'm fine.
- Dickie Roberts: How about if I put it on a $5 bill?
- Girl: Make it a 20?” - From the movie: Tommy Boy
“- Richard: Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.
- Tommy: Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
- Richard: True. But you can't latch the hood too well, if you...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
“What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?”
- From the movie: Lost & Found
“Remember what I said about conquering your fears up here? I was wrong. This place would scare me shitless! Look at all those seats!”
- From the movie: The Benchwarmers
“- Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children?
- Richie: Never had a date.
- Clark: Never talked to a girl.” - From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor. Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.”
- From the movie: Lost & Found
“- Lila Dubois: You know what they say about cello players- they like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.
- Dylan Ramsey: Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!” - From the movie: The Benchwarmers
“- Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?
- Clark: This is way better than macaroni!” - From the movie: Joe Dirt
“- Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
- Joe Dirt: What?
- Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
- Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?” - From the movie: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
- From the movie: Racing Stripes
“Try starting out life as a maggot. Nobody wants to pet a little maggot!”
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together?”
- From the movie: Tommy Boy
“- Boardroom Lady: Whores running around, doing their little behind-shake for the men folk...
- Richard: I kinda like her idea.
- Boardroom Man: For Christ's sake. Once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since.” - From the movie: Tommy Boy
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
- From the movie: Senseless
“- Darryl Witherspoon: Yo sir! Yo! Difference of opinion here.
- Economics Professor: Uh, Darryl. And we can do without the yo-ing.
- Darryl Witherspoon: What he's saying is let's help people by firing them. Now this seems to me, ebonically speaking, wack.
- Scott Thorpe: Perhaps Darryl does have a special insight into the blue-collar or, should...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
“I am one hungry king of the world.”
- From the animation: The Emperor's New Groove
- From the movie: Black Sheep
“- Mike Donnelly: I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!
- Steve Dodds: We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.” - From the movie: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
“Cereal? I've been drinking coffee since I was three.”
- From the movie: Tommy Boy
“- Tommy: La-la-la-loo-loo... Luuuke... Luuuke! I am your fah-ther! La-la-lay-lu...
- Richard: [walks in] Oh, I've interrupted happy time! Now I know you want to sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today.
- Tommy: That was from 'Star Wars'.
- Richard: I know.” - From the movie: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
“- Dickie Roberts: When I was your age, I did whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.
- Sally Finney: See, that might be why you're such a mess now.” - From the movie: The Benchwarmers
Highlights