Denis Colin Leary movie quotes

“Jerks like you sail through life, reading about people like me in the newspaper. You're in a different place now, motherfucker! $100,000 might buy you out of North Shore. Here, that means shit. This is my fucking world.”

Denis Colin Leary - Fallon

“The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“- Diego: You don't know much about tracking, do you?
- Sid: Hey, I'm a sloth. I see a tree, eat a leaf, that's my tracking.”
Denis Colin Leary - Diego
John Leguizamo - Sid

“Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“This is America! I want a bowl of raw red meat, right now! Forget that! Bring me a live cow over to the table! I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Roz: Did you steal this from the house?
- Frank: No.
- Roz: ...Honey?
- Frank: Yes.”
Sandra Bullock - Roz
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“I hate this goddamn place, okay? I want to go home. I want to drink, smoke, and listen to loud music.”
Denis Colin Leary - Fallon

Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die". I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“My parents used to beat the living shit out of me, okay? And I'm glad they did, and I'm looking forward to beating the shit out of my kids!”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“You fucked me! You fucked me! You might as well kiss me 'cause you're fucking me!”
Denis Colin Leary - Sgt. Cooper

“I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.”

Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“- Dre: That money's got blood on it, man.
- Fallon: You ever seen any that didn't?”

Relioues Webb - Dre
Denis Colin Leary - Fallon

“I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

We tried to be nice to you non-smokers. You wanted your own sections in the restaurants. We gave you that. But that wasn't enough for you. Then you wanted the airplanes. We gave you the whole godamn plane! You happy now? I will guarantee you if the plane is going down, the first announcement you're gonna hear is: "Folks, this is your Captain... (continue)(continue reading)
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Senator John McGlory: I always thought you were just really good at your job. But you really are an asshole, aren't you?
- Nick: They go hand in hand, Senator.”
Jay O. Sanders - Senator John McGlory
Denis Colin Leary - Nick

“- Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
- Diego: I don't eat junk food.”
John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“- Gil Mars: Now these guys are soldiers, right? And what do soldiers need?
- Irwin Wayfair: Hats?”
Denis Colin Leary - Gil Mars
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair

“Life sucks, get a fucking helmet!”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“I was on a plane that almost crashed, I came this close to being killed by an angry mob, and now look at my uniform! It's covered in elephant crap! So you really think I give a damn whether or not you call General Richardson and tell him I slept with his wife?”

Denis Colin Leary - Lt. David Poole

“What are you worried about? They're only toys...”

Denis Colin Leary - Gil Mars

- Michael McCann: Are you okay?
- Catherine Banning: Yeah.
- Michael McCann: You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back... married. I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I fucked five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended... but I was "okay”.

Denis Colin Leary - Michael McCann
Rene Russo - Catherine Banning

“- Roz: Oh, these are so cute!
- Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.”

Sandra Bullock - Roz
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien