Denis Colin Leary quotes
- From the movie: Judgment Night
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.”
- From the movie: The Ref
“Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell.”
- From the movie: Ice Age
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!”
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
- From the movie: Two if by Sea
- From the movie: Judgment Night
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die". I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die.
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
- From the movie: Who's the Man?
“You fucked me! You fucked me! You might as well kiss me 'cause you're fucking me!”
- From the movie: Ice Age
“I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.”
- From the movie: Judgment Night
“- Dre: That money's got blood on it, man.
- Fallon: You ever seen any that didn't?” - From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.”
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
We tried to be nice to you non-smokers. You wanted your own sections in the restaurants. We gave you that. But that wasn't enough for you. Then you wanted the airplanes. We gave you the whole godamn plane! You happy now? I will guarantee you if the plane is going down, the first announcement you're gonna hear is: "Folks, this is your Captain... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Matchmaker
- From the movie: Ice Age
“- Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
- Diego: I don't eat junk food.” - From the movie: Small Soldiers
- From the movie: No Cure For Cancer
“Life sucks, get a fucking helmet!”
“I was on a plane that almost crashed, I came this close to being killed by an angry mob, and now look at my uniform! It's covered in elephant crap! So you really think I give a damn whether or not you call General Richardson and tell him I slept with his wife?”
- From the movie: Small Soldiers
“What are you worried about? They're only toys...”
- From the movie: The Thomas Crown Affair
- Michael McCann: Are you okay?
- Catherine Banning: Yeah.
- Michael McCann: You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back... married. I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I fucked five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended... but I was "okay”. - From the movie: Two if by Sea
“- Roz: Oh, these are so cute!
- Frank: Honey, puppies are cute. These are just cheeseburgers with legs.”
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