Denis Colin Leary movie quotes

“You all have that friend who's quitting it. I quit smoking. I quit drinking. I quit meat, and I feel great. I get up in at six in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. Then I go to the bathroom for three and a half hours. I eat another bowl of oat bran and go back into the bathroom for six more hours. All I do is eat and shit, I'm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Caroline: Did you know you're bleeding?
- Gus: Oh, yeah.
- Lloyd: Were you shot?
- Gus: Dog bit me.
- Caroline: What dog?
- Gus: Willard's dog.
- Caroline: Cannibal bit you?
- Gus: His name is Cannibal?”
Judy Davis - Caroline
Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd

Remeber that friend in High School, who wanted to make bongs out of everything? Making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit. One day you find your friend goin' "Hey look, man, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and suck it out of this one, go on take a hit".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“New York teaches you to live life the way it should be lived. Moment to moment. Because every moment in New York could be your last. You could be walking down the street tomorrow, feeling good about yourself, drink free, drug free, looking forward to the future and somebody accidentally nudges their poodle off of a 75th floor ledge. And he's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Farley, tell me, what is it? The spirit-crushing humidity? The disease-bearing insects? Or is it that special feeling that comes from the knowledge that at any given moment, a sniper's bullet could come spiralling towards your forehead?”

Denis Colin Leary - Lt. David Poole

“You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“What is the matter with you? I thought mothers were sweet and nice a-a-and patient. I know loan sharks who are more forgiving than you.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt, you eat the cookie, you go to sleep, wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Heavy metal bands on trial because kids commit suicide, what is that about? Judas Priest on trial because my kid bought the records, and he listened to the lyrics, and he go into Satan...”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

Look kid... what I do, running around, stealing stuff, may sound great when you're 14 years old, but it sucks just a little bit when you're 35. No house, no family. I got a partner who's 56, alcoholic... he still can't understand why they took "Happy Days" off the air. And then I got to turn on the TV every day and see kids like you, one after... (continue)(continue reading)
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. When they ask me what I want, I say: "What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“We didn't have rehab back in the seventies. Back in the seventies rehab meant you'd stop doing coke, but kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Frank: What are you looking for, a key?
- Roz: No, I'm lookin' for your brain.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien
Sandra Bullock - Roz

I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, goddammit! It was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish".
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Gus: Caroline and Loyd, will get the coffee and deserts then we'll be opening presents.
- Connie: We can't open presents til midnight.
- Gus: Why not?
- Connie: Because it's not Christmas until midnight!
- Gus: We'll be changing the rules, a little bit. We are opening the presents now. Not later, now. Why? We're adults, and we can open our...” (continue)(continue reading)

Denis Colin Leary - Gus
Christine Baranski - Connie

“You know what I hate? I hate whiners you know? I hate people who just complain, complain, complain!”

Denis Colin Leary - Fallon

“These are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“I'm sorry. We don't all have rich mommies and daddies we can live off of or open restaurants when we get bored playing tennis.”

Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - do not get to yell. Why? No guns! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“Keith Richards said that we should not do drugs. We can't do anymore drugs, because you already fuckin' did them all! There's none left, we have to wait until you die so we can smoke you're ashes, alright!”

Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“- Lloyd: What's your name?
- Gus: Fuck you, that's my name.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd
Denis Colin Leary - Gus