Drew Barrymore movie quotes

“I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.”
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“I think that being happy makes the biggest impact on your physical appearance.”
Drew Barrymore

“Life, the gift of nature, Love, the gift of life, a Kiss, the gift of Love.”
Drew Barrymore

“- Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry...” (continue)(continue reading)
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Octavia Spencer - Cynthia

“What if you meet the love of your life, but you already married somebody else, are you supposed to let them pass you by?”
Drew Barrymore - Mary

“- Prince Henry: You swim alone, climb rocks, rescue servants, is there anything you don't do?
- Danielle: Fly!”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“There's nothing like a first kiss.”
Drew Barrymore - Lucy Whitmore

“- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
- Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Molly Shannon - Anita

“- Sam Coulson: All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you.
- Josie Geller: You have to say that because you're my teacher.
- Sam Coulson: Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.”
Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five big days that change everything.”
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“- Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot. Will you be a good girl until I get back?
- Gertie: Mommy, he can talk!
- Mary: [thinking she meant Elliott instead of E.T.] Of course he can talk. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Stay there.”
Dee Wallace - Mary
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

“- Mrs. Connelly: Let Mr. Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange your husband staying home while you were out there providing.
- Nancy Kendricks: Well, he's a writer.
- Mrs. Connelly: Writer? The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about? Sheeps?”
Eileen Essell - Mrs. Connelly
Drew Barrymore - Nancy Kendricks

“- Sylvie Cooper: You're still my best friend.
- Ivy: 'Till death.”
Sara Gilbert - Sylvie Cooper
Drew Barrymore - Ivy

“- Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan.
- Elliott: A bald monkey?
- Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.”

Robert MacNaughton - Michael
Henry Thomas - Elliott
Drew Barrymore - Gertie

If I ever start talking to you about "my craft" or "my instrument," you have permission to shoot me point-blank.
Drew Barrymore

“People follow me around, especially photographers. They want to see who I'm with... like if it's another girl. Or they'll hang around a few hours, to try and see if I'm leaving with the person I arrived with!”
Drew Barrymore

- Akima: You can't call a planet "Bob".
- Cale Tucker: So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob.
- Akima: Can't we just call it "Earth"?
- Cale Tucker: No one said you have to live on Bob.
Drew Barrymore - Akima
Matt Damon - Cale Tucker

“If you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?”
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“- Lauren: You know, I'm curious. With so many possible reasons, which one's the one your wife left you for?
- Jim: Cancer.
- Lauren: I'm sorry. I naturally just assumed you were divorced.
- Jim: It's okay. I naturally assumed your husband shot himself, so we're even.”
Drew Barrymore - Lauren
Adam Sandler - Jim

“- Ned, Jarrett Gang: Hey girlie, how about old Ned unties you and we can have some fun, eh?
- Lilly: Well, then you better kill me first, because the only way I'd lay with you would be if I was dead.”
Neil Summers - Ned, Jarrett Gang
Drew Barrymore - Lilly Laronette

- Anita: Guess who I did it with last night?
- Josie Geller: Roger from Op/Ed?
- Anita: Aww... Who told you?
- Josie Geller: You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him".
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Molly Shannon - Anita
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“Atlanta' lost more money than any movie in the history of movies. Or something like that. Right, daddy?”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky

“- Lena: I had a really nice time with you at the party.
- Henry: I did too with you, it's just, I was really sorry about spilling that wine on your dress. I could have sworn that bottle was empty.
- Lena: It was ok, I actually had a harder time getting the brie out.
- Henry: Yeah, I mean you gotta admit after a couple drinks those things look a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Drew Barrymore - Lena
Jon Stewart - Henry

“Remember, I am your mother. And that means you're not allowed to stay mad at me.”
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“- Gertie: I don't like his feet.
- Elliott: They're only feet, you little twerp.”

Drew Barrymore - Gertie
Henry Thomas - Elliott