Edward Norton movie quotes

“- Tommy Cotter: Don't forget, this hit was meant for you, Shel. So from now on, wherever you go, we go.
- Sheldon Mopes: I'll be fine.
- Tommy Cotter: Fine nothing! As Christ is my witness, no one is touching a hair on your fucking head! Spinner would have wanted it that way. Okay boys, let's all pray and get shit-faced.”

Pam Ferris - Tommy Cotter
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Emil Blonsky: [preparing to finish the Hulk off] Any last words?
- The Hulk: Hulk... smah!”
Tim Roth - Emil Blonsky
Edward Norton - The Hulk

“Sometimes we don't see certain things until we're ready to see them in a certain way.”
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.”
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Brady Kincaid: [talking about Janet] She's a poet.
- Bill Kincaid: What?
- Brady Kincaid: Seriously. She writes fuckin' poetry. And she's the Ladies Noodling Champion of '05.
- Bill Kincaid: Her?
- Brady Kincaid: 125 pounds of catfish in under 10 hours with nothing but her bare hands. I tried to get her and Colleen in a three-way once, but...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Norton - Brady Kincaid
Edward Norton - Bill Kincaid

“- Rainbow Randolph: He's a pillow-biter, you know.
- Sheldon Mopes: I wouldn't know anything about his sleeping disorders.”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Tyler Durden: Why would anyone want this shit job?
- The Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
- Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“It's very important to understand the difference between religion and faith. Because faith is not about having the right answers. Faith is a feeling. Faith is a hunch, really. It's a hunch that there is something bigger connecting it all... connecting us all together. And that feeling, that hunch, is God. And coming here tonight, on your Sunday...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Bruce Banner: [in a poor Portuguese] Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
- Tough Guy Leader: [in Portuguese] What the hell he is talking about?”
Edward Norton - Bruce Banner
Pedro Salvín - Tough Guy Leader

“Like so many others, I had become a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?”

Edward Norton - The Narrator

“You can't synthesize that. That is nature's delivery system for goodness. Distilled into a pure form. It glides down into your belly, and blooms into a feeling of peace. In this world beset by evil.”

Edward Norton - Brady Kincaid

“I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Daisy Kincaid: What's your aversion to proper grammar?
- Brady Kincaid: Rhythm maybe.”
Susan Sarandon - Daisy
Edward Norton - Brady Kincaid

“Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: You told her about us?
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah. She flipped, in a... in a good way. You know, I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.

Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Dr. Elizabeth 'Betty' Ross: What is it like? When it happens, what do you experience?
- Bruce Banner: Remember those experiments we volunteered for at Harvard? Those induced hallucination? It's a lot like that, just a thousand times amplified. It's like someone poured a litre of acid into my brain.”

Liv Tyler - Dr. Elizabeth 'Betty' Ross
Edward Norton - Bruce Banner

“From the moment we enter this life we are in the flow of it. We measure it and we mark it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down.”
Edward Norton - Eisenheim

“- Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
- The Narrator: ...Consumers?
- Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the by-products of a lifestyle obsession.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“At the heart of the First Amendment is the recognition of the fundamental importance of the free flow of ideas, freedom to speak one's mind is not only an aspect of an individual liberty but is essential to the quest for truth and the vitality of society as a whole, in the world of debate about public affairs many things done with motives that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Norton - Alan Isaacman

“After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“There's nothing wrong with you... except your hair. Your hair is a train wreck.”

Edward Norton - Will Graham