Edward Norton movie quotes

“Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

That means "Not welcome".

Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard

“- Rainbow Randolph: Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
- Sheldon: Randolph, you have lost your mind.
- Rainbow Randolph: Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood-mare, does the bridle still fit?”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“You're a good guy. I don't want to hurt you. But if you try to open that fucking door, I will do it.”

Edward Norton - Jack Teller

“My parents had basically given up on children when I came along, so my mother always called me her 'gift from God'. That really stuck with me and when I was eight I told her I had a feeling I was supposed to return the favor. She was so happy she cried. My dad just wanted to know if working for God came with dental.”
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Steve: So if I was to ask you out for dinner, would I be the first one of your customers to ever do that?
- Stella Bridger: Did you ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?
- Steve: No. But the last one was like three hundred pounds and had a handlebar mustache, not exactly my type.”
Edward Norton - Steve
Charlize Theron - Stella Bridger

“A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Will Graham: I need your opinion now.
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Then here's one... you stink of fear under that cheap lotion. You stink of fear Will, but you're not a coward.”
Edward Norton - Will Graham
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Tommy Cotter: This I guarantee: that fuckin' Randolph has seen his last rainbow. We're going to find him, cut off his balls, and shove 'em up his ass.
- Sheldon Mopes: Well, maybe we should leave that for the cops, Tommy.
- Roy: Cops won't do the ball thing, it's against procedure.”

Pam Ferris - Tommy Cotter
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes
Bruce McFee - Roy

“- Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
- Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.”
Edward Norton - Will Graham
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“- Indian Bartender: Um, let me get this straight. I am talking to a priest who went on a bender because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Right.
- Indian Bartender: Thank you. I want to thank you for telling me this story.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Why?
- Indian Bartender: Because now I can retire.”
Brian George - Indian Bartender
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Oh. Ethan married a Catholic girl and that did not go over well.
- Anna Riley: That's why they're fighting?
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: They're not fighting, they're not talking. Two years now no communicando.”
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn
Jenna Elfman - Anna Riley

“Every night, thousands of these parasites stream across the border like some fuckin' piñata exploded.”
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard

“- Kostya Novotny: This dog, how you call it? Bull pit?
- Monty Brogan: No, Pit-Bull.”
Tony Siragusa - Kostya Novotny
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“Why'd you bring a gun here? What were you thinking? There are kids here.”

Edward Norton - Jack Teller

“You can't change the world but you can make a dent.”
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Tyler Durden: Now, ancient people found their clothes got cleaner if they washed them at a certain spot in the river. You know why?
- The Narrator: No.
- Tyler Durden: Human sacrifices were once made on the hills above this river. Bodies burnt, water speeded through the wood ashes to create lye.”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

- Worm: You know what always cheers me up, when I'm feeling shitty?
- Mike McDermott: No, what's that?
- Worm: Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold". Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.

Edward Norton - Worm
Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“- The Narrator: Bob is dead, they shot him in the head!
- Tyler Durden: You wanna make an omelet, you gotta break some eggs.”
Edward Norton - The Narrator
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“- Jack: In all the years you've been doing this, what's the biggest gamble you ever took? On job, the biggest long shot?
- Nick: I don't take long shots and I never have.”
Edward Norton - Jack Teller
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells

“- Tyler Durden: You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
- The Narrator: So you can breathe.
-Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing, 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as...” (continue)(continue reading)

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Danny Vinyard: I'm sorry, Derek. I'm sorry that happened to you.
- Derek Vinyard: I'm not. I'm lucky. I feel lucky because it's wrong, Danny. It's wrong and it was eating me up, it was going to kill me. And I kept asking myself all the time, how did I buy into this shit? It was because I was pissed off, and nothing I ever did ever took that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Edward Furlong - Danny Vinyard
Edward Norton - Derek Vinyard