Emma Stone movie quotes

“I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. If Google Earth were a guy, he couldn't find me if I was dressed up as a 10-story building.”
Emma Stone - Olive

“I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. We did not have sex. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore...” (continue)(continue reading)

Emma Stone - Olive

“- Olive: Can you not see that I'm a mess?
- Rosemary: No, you're not, Olive. You're wonderful. And you'll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But you're much smarter than I am, so you'll come out of this much better than I did.
- Olive: Thank you, Mom.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Patricia Clarkson - Rosemary

“Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“- Sam: Do you really think you'll be ready for opening tomorrow?
- Riggan: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I mean, previews were pretty much a train-wreck. We can't seem to get through without a raging fire or a raging hard-on. I'm broke. I'm not sleeping like, you know, at all. And um, this play is kinda starting to feel like a major deformed version...” (continue)(continue reading)
Emma Stone - Sam
Michael Keaton - Riggan

- Gwen Stacy: That guy from Times Square last night? I met him. He was an electrical engineer in the building. And he loved Spider-Man, by the way. He was, like, a fanatic.
- Peter Parker: I didn't get love vibes. I got more of a "want to kill me with his electricity" vibe.
- Gwen Stacy: That's actually kind of what it's like to love you.
Emma Stone - Gwen Stacy
Andrew Garfield - Peter Parker

“- Grace Faraday: What's your racket, handsome?
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: I'm a bible salesman.
- Grace Faraday: Want to take me away from all this and make an honest woman out of me?
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: No ma'am, I was just hoping to take you to bed.”
Emma Stone - Grace Faraday
Ryan Gosling - Sgt. Jerry Wooters

“- Sam: You really don't give a shit if people like you or not?
- Mike Shiner: Not really.
- Sam: That's cool.
- Mike Shiner: Is it? I don't know.”
Emma Stone - Sam
Edward Norton - Mike

“- Shelley Darlingson: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
- Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.”
Emma Stone - Natalie
Anna Faris - Shelley Darlingson

“As we look around here today, at all of the people who helped make us who we are, I know it feels like we're saying goodbye, but we will carry a piece of each other into everything that we do next, to remind us of who we are, and of who we're meant to be.”
Emma Stone - Gwen Stacy

“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“You sold your soul so many times nobody's buying anymore.”
Emma Stone - Allison Ng

“- Brian Gilcrest: Can I have a double espresso?
- Allison Ng: Good morning, sir! I'm so jacked for today!
- Brian Gilcrest: Make that a triple.”
Bradley Cooper - Brian Gilcrest
Emma Stone - Allison Ng

“Who the fuck are you? You hate bloggers. You make fun of Twitter. You don't even have a Facebook page. You're the one who doesn't exist. You're doing this because you're scared to death, like the rest of us, that you don't matter. And you know what? You're right. You don't.”

Emma Stone - Sam

“- Grace Faraday: Where have you been all my miserable life ?
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Drinking.
- Grace Faraday: That's no profession.”
Emma Stone - Grace Faraday
Ryan Gosling - Sgt. Jerry Wooters

“It's easy to feel hopeful on a beautiful day like today, but there will be dark days ahead of us too. There will be days where you feel all alone, and that's when hope is needed most. No matter how buried it gets, or how lost you feel, you must promise me that you will hold on to hope. Keep it alive. We have to be greater than what we suffer.”
Emma Stone - Gwen Stacy

“- Olive: I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
- Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
- Olive: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
- Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Penn Badgley - Woodchuck Todd

“- Dill: Yeah, no dating.
- Rosemary: No dating.
- Dill: No dating for you, young lady.
- Olive: Oh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.”

Stanley Tucci - Dill
Patricia Clarkson - Rosemary
Emma Stone - Olive

“- Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
- Olive: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
- Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
- Olive: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
- Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
- Olive: Ew. People suck.
- Brandon: Tell me...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Byrd - Brandon
Emma Stone - Olive

“- Sam: Truth or dare?
- Mike Shiner: Truth.
- Sam: That's boring.
- Mike Shiner: Truth is always more interesting.”
Emma Stone - Sam
Edward Norton - Mike

“- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
- Grace Faraday: Don't let me.”
Ryan Gosling - Sgt. Jerry Wooters
Emma Stone - Grace Faraday

“A lot of people hate me now. I kind of hate me, too.”

Emma Stone - Olive

- Peter Parker: I'm so sorry I'm late, I had a traffic jam.
- Gwen Stacy: Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I was implying that.
Andrew Garfield - Peter Parker
Emma Stone - Gwen Stacy

“My favorite thing about movies is the ending, and so all my favorite movies have really great endings.”
Emma Stone

“I think there are plenty of soulmates out there. That's what I choose to believe.”
Emma Stone