Emma Stone movie quotes

“I just like to keep working and being able to pay my bills.”
Emma Stone

“Just because I don't have a college degree doesn't mean I am not smart!”
Emma Stone

Due to his "condition", Micah was sent on an extended visit to his grandparents' in Palatka, Florida. And if there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida.
Emma Stone - Olive

“- Rhiannon: Please tell me the rumors are true.
- Olive: Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut.
- Rhiannon: No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit.
- Olive: I worry about the way information circulates at this school.”
Aly Michalka - Rhiannon
Emma Stone - Olive

“- Olive: I could have chlamydia. I have been whoring around a lot.
- Mrs. Griffith: No, honey. No, you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Lisa Kudrow - Mrs. Griffith

“- Grace Faraday: He'll kill you if he finds out!
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Who?
- Grace Faraday: Mickey!
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Mickey Mouse?”
Emma Stone - Grace Faraday
Ryan Gosling - Sgt. Jerry Wooters

“Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you, how shitty it feels to be an outcast.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“- Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive.
- Olive: Haven't you heard? I already did.”

Penn Badgley - Woodchuck Todd
Emma Stone - Olive

“I've been pretending to be a, how would one phrase it in Catholic words? A harlot. It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real.”

Emma Stone - Olive

“- Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
- Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.”
Emma Stone - Jules
Jonah Hill - Seth

“- Natalie: We could tie our shoes together, our tennis shoes, and we could throw them over telephone wires. Because I see that everywhere and it seems like people would have fun doing that. Like, how hard can you throw? You know what I mean?
- Shelley Darlingson: Or we could go to a club.”
Emma Stone - Natalie
Anna Faris - Shelley Darlingson

“- Olive: You know, the sad thing is, Evan, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes.
- Evan: Really? Do you wanna go out with me?
- Olive: Not now I don't, shit-dick.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Jameson Moss - Evan

“- Olive: What's your problem?
- Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
- Olive: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
- Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.”
Emma Stone - Olive
Aly Michalka - Rhiannon

Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted.

Emma Stone - Olive

“Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by magic I mean nothing.”

Emma Stone - Olive