Rick Moranis movie quotes

“- Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
- Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
- Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
- Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet

“- Seymour Krelborn: The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.
- Mushnik: Strictly between us - neither is the Audrey I.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Vincent Gardenia - Mushnik

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: I went to the hospital but there was a line so I drove over to the hardware store, got some needle and thread, and sewed it back on.
- David Leary: You sewed on your own thumb?
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: I'm good at stuff like that.”

Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Hey, Szalinski, your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon.
- Wayne Szalinski: Yeah, producing oxygen, Russ. We all have to do our part. You know how all the jungles are receding everywhere.”
Matt Frewer - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.
Rick Moranis - Wayne Szalinski

“So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rick Moranis - Louis Tully

“- Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
- Lone Starr: What?
- Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
- Lone Starr: What's that make us?
- Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
Bill Pullman - Lone Starr

“- The Judge: I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to!
- Bob McKenzie: He's startin' to sound like the old man. Soon he'll be sending me out for beers.”

David Beard - The Judge
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“- David Leary: What is this?
- Clark: Hot Dish.
- David Leary: What's Hot Dish?
- Clark: Well, last week we had lasagna, then it become spaghetti and when it's finally unrecognizable, they call it Hot Dish.”

Rick Moranis - David Leary
Curtis Armstrong - Clark

“- Wayne: Diane, are you going to stay mad at me the whole time or are you going to try and make the best of this bad situation?
- Diane: I'm going to stay mad at you the whole time.”
Rick Moranis - Wayne
Eve Gordon - Diane

“- Louis Tully: I think you guys are making a big mistake. I do mostly tax law and probate stuff occasionally. I got my law degree at night school.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night.”

Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz

“I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and doughnuts shops had been wrecked. So I spent most of my time looking for beer.”
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“- Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
- Barney Rubble: Not from the back.”
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble

“- Audrey II: Feed me.
- Seymour Krelborn: Under no circumstances.
- Audrey II: Feed me.
- Seymour Krelborn: I will not, so stop asking.
- Audrey II: Feed me!
- Seymour Krelborn: No more! I can't take living with the guilt.”
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!”

Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet

“- Becky O'Shea: Give me a J. Give me a U. Give me A.
- Danny O'Shea: Is that lipstick?
- Becky O'Shea: No. It's a cherry tootsie pop.”

Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“Baseball's just a phase, it'll pass. But science is always cool.”
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Janine Melnitz: You are so great with kids.
- Louis Tully: Oh, thanks, I practiced with my hamster.”
Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz
Rick Moranis - Louis Tully

“If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.”
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“- Seymour Krelborn: I've done terrible things, Audrey, but not to you. Never to you.
- Audrey: But I want you to, Seymour.
- Seymour Krelborn: What?
- Audrey: When I die, which should be very shortly, give me to the plant, so that it will live and bring you all the wonderful things you deserve.”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Seymour Krelborn: You don't know what you're saying.
- Audrey: But I do! It's the one gift I can give you. And if I'm in the plant, then I am part of the plant, so in a way... we'll always be together.”

Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Barney Rubble: You know, Fred, I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
- Fred Flintstone: What a load of bunk! My father ate it every day of his life and he lived to the ripe old age of thirty-eight.”
Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble
John Goodman - Fred Flintstone

“We're his parents, we'll handle this. Diane, how do we handle this?”

Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Seymour Krelborn: We started doing business, and making money and you liked me.
- Audrey: You really think I liked you because of that? I liked you from the day I came to work here!”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Ellen Greene - Audrey

“- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: I'm sorry Barney but it's just not fun here. You're no fun!
- Barney Coopersmith: No fun?
- Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: You get the oil changed every second Tuesday, you get the car washed every fourth Thursday, you get your hair cut on the eleventh of every month. You never, ever get a different haircut!”
Colleen Camp - Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“- Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
- Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh.”
Dave Thomas - Doug McKenzie
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie