Rick Moranis movie quotes

“- Dark Helmet: Who is he?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole sir.
- Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
- Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
- Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
- Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Dark Helmet: What did you do?
- Colonel Sandurz: I turned off the wall.
- Dark Helmet: No, you didn't! You turned off the whole movie!
- Colonel Sandurz: I must have pressed the wrong button.
- Dark Helmet: Well, put it back on!”
Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“- Rosco Bigger - Fang: You were my friend and you betrayed me!
- David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35-years-old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for each other, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself!
- Rosco Bigger - Fang: Really?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Arnold - Rosco Bigger - Fang
Rick Moranis - David Leary

“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: When did your wife leave?
- Barney Coopersmith: October.
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antoneli: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
- Barney Coopersmith: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“- Tad: Death shrouds.
- Danny O'Shea: They've got your names on the back.
- Jake Berman: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.”

Danny Pritchett - Tad Simpson
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.
- Seymour Krelborn: Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright.”
Ellen Greene - Audrey
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“- Louis Tully: Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
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Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler

“I said I was coach O'Shea, I never said I was Kevin.”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea

“- Diane: Just who do you think you are, talking to him like that?
- Wayne: Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are, talking to me like that?”

Marcia Strassman - Diane
Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Hannah Stubbs: I see that it's funny. I have a sense of humor.
- Barney: Of course you have a sense of humor. Everyone thinks they do, even people who don't.”
Joan Cusack - Hannah Stubbs
Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith

“You think I'm just some guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat!”

Rick Moranis - Wayne

“- Danny O'Shea: [Kevin and Danny are racing to claim the new player] This whole town may love you, but I'm the only one who knows how truly sick you are!
- Kevin O'Shea: I treated you like a prince!
- Danny O'Shea: You ignored me!
- Kevin O'Shea: I took you to see the Cleveland Indians!
- Danny O'Shea: You left me at the stadium!”
Rick Moranis - Danny O'Shea
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea

“- Barney Coopersmith: You don't tip FBI men!
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Sure you do!”

Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli