Goldie Hawn quotes
- From the movie: Private Benjamin
“- Judy Benjamin: Now I know what I've been faking all these years.
- Henri Tremont: That was your first?
- Judy Benjamin: And second.” - From the movie: Private Benjamin
- From the movie: The First Wives Club
- From the movie: The First Wives Club
“- Brenda Morelli Cushman: I remember your first talkie.
- Elise Elliot Atchison: What did you ever win? A pie eating contest? Best digestion?” - From the movie: Private Benjamin
“Has anybody ever died from basic?”
- From the movie: Seems Like Old Times
"There are some things a man has to do alone. This is not one of them so I'm going for help".
- From the movie: Foul Play
“- Stella: Suppose that guy attacked you instead of pulling that weird stunt in the theater, huh? What would you have done?
- Gloria Mundy: I would have hit him with my umbrella.
- Stella: Talk about ancient! Really, honey, you've got to drag yourself into the Seventies! You've got to get some merchandise!” - From the movie: Death Becomes Her
“- Madeleine Ashton: You should learn not to compete with me. I always win!
- Helen Sharp: You may have always won, but you never played fair!
- Madeleine Ashton: Who cares how I played? I won!” - From the movie: Protocol
“I'm not yelling, I'm just speaking distinctly!”
- From the movie: Private Benjamin
“- Mrs. Goodman: Judith. Just one thing. If you can remember. What were Yale's last words?
- Judy Benjamin: I'm coming.” - From the movie: Seems Like Old Times
“- Glenda Gardenia Parks: That's barbecue sauce.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: Black barbecue sauce?
- Glenda Gardenia Parks: Yes. It's mexican. Very hot. Don't eat it.
- Dist. Atty. Ira J. Parks: I wasn't going to.” - From the movie: Overboard
- From the movie: The Banger Sisters
“- Suzette: Do the dishes, you wash you dry!
- Ginger Kingsley: Rosa does them.
- Suzette: Rosa who?
- Ginger Kingsley: I dunno...
- Suzette: You have people wiping your ass and you don't even know their name!” - From the movie: Everyone Says I Love You
- From the movie: The Banger Sisters
“- Lavinia: My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!” - From the movie: Overboard
“- Dean Proffitt: You jumped my bones the first night we met!
- Annie: We did it on the first date?
- Dean Proffitt: Couldn't call it a date really, we just did it in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven
- Annie: I'm a slut.
- Dean Proffitt: What did you say?
- Annie: Nothing.” - From the movie: Everyone Says I Love You
“- Steffi: You always pick the wrong women.
- Joe: Hey, I picked you.
- Steffi: Yeah, I know, we got divorced.” - From the movie: Overboard
- From the movie: The First Wives Club
- From the movie: Private Benjamin
“- Judy Benjamin: I think they sent me to the wrong place.
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Uh-huh.
- Judy Benjamin: See, I did join the army, but I joined a different army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.” - From the movie: Seems Like Old Times
“Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? Who's going to serve the coffee now?”
- From the movie: Seems Like Old Times
- From the movie: Foul Play
“- Tony Carlson: I play detective. You play lady in distress.
- Gloria Mundy: Hey, wait a minute. It's my ass they're after.
- Tony Carlson: I'm sorry. You're right. That was a stupid, glib, chauvinist remark and I apologize. It is your ass they're after, and it's my job to see to it that... I get there first.” - From the movie: Private Benjamin
“- Judy Benjamin: Have you seen the bathroom?
- Capt. Doreen Lewis: Do you think that the latrine... do you think that it's unsanitary?
- Judy Benjamin: It's disgusting! There are urinals in there!” - From the movie: The First Wives Club
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