Jackie Gleason movie quotes
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- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit
“- Bandit: You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?
- Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Nobody's chasin' me, boy!” - From the movie: The Toy
“You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.”
- From the movie: Nothing in Common
“Your best friend is your dick.”
- La trovi in Body Obsession
“Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.”
- La trovi in Motivational Quotes
“If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.”
- La trovi in Motivational Quotes
“Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“- Buford T. Justice: As you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
- 'Bandit': You've got your what in your hand?” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“If you ever embarrass me like that again I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.”
- La trovi in Acting Coaching
“No one else can do what I can do. In any medium. That's what I call talent.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
“- Junior: I won't be your little tick turd anymore?
- Buford T. Justice: Son, you'll always be my tick turd.” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
“He's dumb, but a loveable shit.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
“- Junior: Did you ever join the Klan, Daddy?
- Buford T. Justice: No chance. But your momma did. When she put on her sheet, she looked like an iceberg with feet.” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
“- Little Enos: I'd like to kick your ass.
- Buford T. Justice: You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
“I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
“- Girl at Picnic: What's wrong, Sheriff?
- Buford T. Justice: I haven't seen anything like that since I was a little baby.” “Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.”
- From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“- Junior: Daddy, I got to pee-pee.
- Buford T. Justice: Swallow it. I'm busy!” - From the movie: Smokey and the Bandit II
“- Junior: Daddy, I like this place. All the 'gators and snakes and stuff. Why don't we move down here?
- Buford T. Justice: Why don't you move down here?
- Junior: Oh no, Daddy, I ain't never leavin' home, that's a promise.
- Buford T. Justice: Don't you ever, ever threaten yo' daddy like that again!” - From the movie: The Toy
- From the movie: The Toy
“- U.S. Bates: I only get Eric for a week each year.
- Jack Brown: Then you should get better lawyers, you shouldn't have to have him that long.
- U.S. Bates: It just so happens I love him.”
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