James Franco movie quotes

- Saul Silver: This is like if that "Blue Oyster" shit met that "Afghan Kush" I had and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy "Northern Light" stuff I had and the "Super Red Espresso Snowflake" met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked... this would the shit that they birthed.
- Dale Denton: [smells the... (continue)(continue reading)
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“I dont want that NARC messin' up my business.”
James Franco - Morgan 'Gator' Bodine

“I don't know if life is greater than death. But love was more than either.”
James Franco - Tristan

“- Casting Agent: You have a malevolent presence. You are a perfect build. I could see you as Dracula, Frankenstein.
- Tommy Wiseau: I’m not Frankenstein! I am hero.”
Greg Sestero - Casting Agent
James Franco - Tommy

“- Tommy Wiseau: You know, Greg, you and me, we are the same.
- Greg Sestero: Oh, yeah, how, how’s that?
- Tommy Wiseau: We both have this dream that we’ll be famous.
- Greg Sestero: Yeah, I guess we do.”
James Franco - Tommy
Dave Franco - Greg

“- Tommy Wiseau: Los Angeles, everybody want to be star. All the pretty boys. They're lining up for the big shot.
- Greg Sestero: Just uh, just have to get lucky, I guess.
- Tommy Wiseau: No. No. It's not luck, Greg. Greg, you have to be the best. You have to be the best you can be. And never give up.”
James Franco - Tommy
Dave Franco - Greg

“- Glinda: For the record, I knew you had it in you all along.
- Oz: Greatness?
- Glinda: No. Better than that. Goodness.”
Michelle Williams - Glinda
James Franco - Oz

“- Saul Silver: What's up with the suit?
- Dale Denton: Oh, I'm a process server, so I have to wear a suit.
- Saul Silver: Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? A chauffeur?
- Dale Denton: No, no. What? No, I'm not like...
- Saul Silver: Shine shoes?
- Dale Denton: I'm a process server!”
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“This is 2014, women are smart now!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark

“Team Skylark never backs down from a jerkoff.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark

“I know I'm not the wizard that you expected, but I might just be the wizard that you need.”

James Franco - Oz

“This was a revolution ignited with nothing more than a camera and some questions. Questions that led a man, once revered as a god among mortals, to cry and shit his pants.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark

“- Dave Skylark: This whole time I thought you were Samwise to my Frodo. But you're just... Boromir!
- Aaron Rapaport: I don't know who the fuck that is!
- Dave Skylark: 'I don't know who Boromir is', that's such a Boromir thing to say!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“- Dave Skylark: Kim must die, it's the American way.
- Sook: How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
- Aaron Rapaport: As many times as it takes!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Diana Bang - Sook
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“- Saul Silver: How about in the park, when I said you were my friend... you didn't say anything back.
- Dale Denton: Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends. You are my drug dealer. The only reason I know you is because I like the drugs you sell. If you didn't sell drugs, I would have no idea who you are, and I wouldn't be here right now.”
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Oz: I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all. All I can offer you is this: us. I know it's not the family that you had in mind, but...
- China Girl: It's perfect. Thank you, Oz.”
James Franco - Oz
Joey King - China Girl

“We gave her what we call ALZ-112, a gene therapy that allows the brain to create its own cells in order to repair itself. In biology, this is called neurogenesis. Here at GenSys, we call it a cure to Alzheimer's.”

James Franco - Will Rodman

“- Ryan: Tell her you need a friend to talk to. You're depressed. You're doing bad in school. You're dad's on crack.
- Chris: My dad played pro-football.
- Ryan: Perfect!
- Chris: You're getting your ass kicked for this.”
Shane West - Ryan
James Franco - Chris

“How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?”
James Franco - Oz

“- Agent Lacey: The CIA would love it if you two could... take him out.
- Dave Skylark: Take him out?
- Aaron Rapaport: For drinks?
- Agent Lacey: No, no, no. Take him out.
- Aaron Rapaport: You want us to assassinate the leader of North Korea.
- Agent Lacey: Yes.
- Dave Skylark: Whaaaaaaaat?”
Lizzy Caplan - Agent Lacey
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“- Isolde: If things were different, if we lived in a place without duty, would you be with me?
- Tristan: That place does not exist.
- Isolde: I'll pretend it's you.”
Sophia Myles - Isolde
James Franco - Tristan

“- Oz: It looks like I've got you fooled, too.
- Glinda: The only person you've got fooled is yourself.”

James Franco - Oz
Michelle Williams - Glinda

“- Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...
- Aaron Rapaport: I love you.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“- Peter Parker: I don't have time for girls right now.
- Harry Osborn: What are you - dead?”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
James Franco - Harry Osborn

“Haters gonna hate, and ain'ters gonna ain't!”
James Franco - Dave Skylark