James Garner quotes
- From the animation: Atlantis: The Lost Empire
“If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.”
- From the movie: My Fellow Americans
- From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“- Willie: I'm not the girl you met at the party. I'm really not.
- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: I didn't bring any handcuffs.” - From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“I hang out in this bar with all the other Hollywood cops. Okay, so the Glitter Dome isn't a bar; it's a pig pen. And Hollywood isn't a city; it's a land filled with broken dreams. Nothing is what it seems.”
- From the movie: Sunset
- From the movie: Victor Victoria
“- King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
- Victoria Grant: And prove that you're a man?
- King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.” - From the movie: The Ultimate Gift
- From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Now, Marty - he's a religious guy. It doesn't seem to help him much. We see things sometimes, cops; that other people don't see. It leaves stains.
- Willie: When you're investigating and collecting clues?
- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: We don't collect clues - we collect garbage and pray somebody confesses. That's...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“The eleven o'clock news shows you a body being wrapped in a white sheet. Somebody's gotta do the wrapping - some night's that's me.”
- From the movie: Victor Victoria
“- King Marchand: I just find it hard to believe that you're a man.
- Victoria Grant: Because you found me attractive as a woman?
- King Marchand: Yes, as a matter of fact.
- Victoria Grant: That happens frequently.” - From the movie: My Fellow Americans
“- President Russell P. Kramer: There was only one assassination attempt on me. You had three.
- President Matt Douglas: Two. The woman in Phoenix doesn't count. She only had a starter pistol.” - From the movie: Barbarians at the Gate
“- F. Ross Johnson: We put enough technology in this project to send a cigarette to the moon and we come up with one that tastes like it took a dump?
- Edward A. Horrigan Jr.: We haven't even talked about the smell.
- F. Ross Johnson: Oh what did they say that was like? A fart?
- Edward A. Horrigan Jr.: Yep.” - From the movie: My Fellow Americans
- President Russell P. Kramer: Did you ever have one of her pizzas?
- President Matt Douglas: Oh.
- President Russell P. Kramer: It was like a wet dream with a crust.
- President Matt Douglas: A wet dream?
- President Russell P. Kramer: Huh?
- President Matt Douglas: I don't think I need to hear Russell P. Kramer saying the words "wet dream."... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Hollywood is an evil mother-grabber.
- Sgt. Martin 'Marty' Wellborn: Hollywood is no more evil than Hannibal, Missouri.” - From the movie: The Glitter Dome
- From the movie: The Ultimate Gift
“Our lives should be lived not avoiding problems but welcoming them as challenges that will strengthen us so that we can be victorious in the future.”
- From the movie: One Special Night
“- Catherine: Can't you go faster? I could walk faster!
- Robert: Okay, then get off!” - From the movie: The Notebook
“It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn't have two dimes to rub together.”
- From the movie: The Ultimate Gift
- From the movie: Tank
“- Reporter: Why would anyone want to own a Sherman tank?
- Zack: Because it's very hard to shoot yourself while you're cleaning it.” - From the movie: The Ultimate Gift
“Yeah, well, you don't begin to live until you've lost everything.”
- From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Does the hero solve the crime and get the girl in the end?
- Willie: How'd you know?
- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: That's Hollywood.” - From the movie: Maverick
“- Marshal Zane Cooper: Oh, I suppose somebody ought to say something nice about the deceased.
- Annabelle Bransford: How do you know he was nice? We don't know anything about him. The only thing he's got in his wallet is a bunch of names of whorehouses.” - From the movie: Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
- From the movie: Sunset
“- Tom Mix: I fell in love with a beautiful woman who believed a man was not a complete lover unless he knew how to tango.
- Cheryl King: She didn't give you much choice.
- Tom Mix: I took lessons for years.
- Wyatt Earp: And what was this young lady's vocation?
- Tom Mix: She was a tango instructor.”
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