James Garner quotes
- From the movie: Sunset
“It's all true, give or take a lie or two.”
- From the movie: One Special Night
“If we don't die, I'm gonna kill her.”
- From the movie: Victor Victoria
- From the movie: My Fellow Americans
- President Matt Douglas: A cookbook. He wrote a cookbook. How dare he?
- Joanna: Well, you know, when he was President, he did cook for his guests all the time.
- President Matt Douglas: That's not the point. Did George Washington write a book called "Your Wooden Teeth and You?" Did William Howard Taft write "Thirty Days To A Slimmer Ass?" It's... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Tank
“We're not runnin' from the law. We're runnin' to the law.”
- From the movie: Twilight
- From the movie: My Fellow Americans
“- President Russell P. Kramer: When you were in the White House, who was the person you were most excited to meet?
- President Matt Douglas: Nelson Mandela.
- President Russell P. Kramer: I'm not a reporter.
- President Matt Douglas: Ella Fitzgerald.
- President Russell P. Kramer: Ah.
- President Matt Douglas: Mandela was a great man, but he...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“- Amazing Grace: Takes a stiff rod to catch the big fish.
- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Oh, I know.” - From the movie: Barbarians at the Gate
- From the movie: My Fellow Americans
- From the movie: My Fellow Americans
“- President Matt Douglas: Well, I don't think you had anything to do with Charlie's death, but I'm pretty sure you're involved in this mess somehow.
- President Russell P. Kramer: I'm involved? But, what about you? You were the one sittin' in the car next to a dead man.
- President Matt Douglas: Well, now you know. I enjoy spending time with...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Victor Victoria
“- King Marchand: You were all-American! I never saw a rougher, tougher, meaner, sonofabitch football player in all my life.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, if you didn't want the guys to call you queer, you became a rough tough sonofabitchin' football player.” - From the movie: Victor Victoria
- From the movie: My Fellow Americans
- From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“You think this is a cop story; it's not. It's a story about survival - mine.”
- From the movie: Sunset
“Martha Jane Canary was a dear and selfless woman, but she looked like an unmade bed. This young lady's far to pretty.”
- From the movie: Victor Victoria
“- King Marchand: Stick around, I might want to play some golf.
- 'Squash' Bernstein: Boss, it's snowing outside!
- King Marchand: We'll use red balls.” - From the movie: One Special Night
“- Catherine: Oh good, there's a tractor so there must be a farm up ahead.
- Robert: How do you know? The farm could have burnt down and all that's left is the tractor
- Catherine: You're a glass half empty kind of fellow, aren't you?
- Robert: No, I just live in the real world where people don't drive Jaguars in the snow.” - From the movie: The Glitter Dome
“Halloween in Hollywood is redundant.”
- From the movie: Sunset
“- Wyatt Earp: How come you told Cheryl where I'm staying?
- Tom Mix: Because she asked. And I figured if she asked you, you'd tell her.” - From the movie: Barbarians at the Gate
“All I want from bankers is a new calendar every year and all I care about lawyers is they're back in their coffins before the sun comes up.”
- From the movie: The Fan
“- Jake: Oh come on, babe, what's the matter?
- Sally Ross: What's the matter? I've got a show to do in five days, the lighting man appears to be learning on the set, my secretary has been attacked, David is dead, and oh yes, there is some fruit cake out there who wants to kill me. Now, to satisfy you more, will you please get the hell out of here?!”
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