Jim Henson movie quotes

“- Kermit the Frog: Where did you learn to drive?
- Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.”

Jim Henson - Rowlf

“- Ronnie Crawford: Dad! Dad! I've got great news!
- Bernard Crawford: If you two are in love, I don't wanna know about it.”

Lonny Price - Ronnie Crawford
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Kermit the Frog: Why don't you try something like: Ocean Breeze Soap will get you clean.
- Jill the Frog: You mean just say what the product does?
- Gil the Frog: No one's ever tried that before.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Kathryn Mullen - Jill the Frog
Steve Whitmire - Gill the Frog

“- Doc Hopper: Listen, we're a small business but we've expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don't you frogs expand?
- Kermit the Frog: That's a myth.”
Charles Durning - Doc Hopper
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Mr. Skeffington: Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.
- Rowlf: Don't we all?”
James Coco - Mr. Skeffington
Jim Henson - Rowlf

“- Kermit the Frog: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
- Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
- Animal: Renoir!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Zoot
Frank Oz - Animal

“- Kermit the Frog: Gee. A Studebaker. Where did you get it?
- Fozzie Bear: My uncle left it to me.
- Kermit the Frog: Is he dead?
- Fozzie Bear: No, he's hibernating.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Statler: Hey, look, Waldorf. It's the frog and the pig.
- Waldorf: Yeah, it looks like they're in love.
- Statler: Yeah.
- Waldorf: Kinda makes you sick, doesn't it?”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“- Kermit the Frog: Gonzo, are you alright?
- Gonzo: I just saw my life flash before my nose!”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Gonzo

“- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, where are we?
- Kermit the Frog: Let's see. We're just traveling down this little black line here, and just crossed that little red line over here.
- Fozzie Bear: How about, let's take the blue line?
- Kermit the Frog: No, we can't take that, that's a river.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Kermit the Frog: I'm your attorney, that's the only way they'd let me in here.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, right! Oh, I've missed you so... Rosenthal. It's been an eternity.
- Kermit the Frog: It's been forty-five minutes.
- Miss Piggy: Time goes slow in the cooler.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“- Statler: I like the movie fine so far.
- Waldorf: It hasn't started yet.
- Statler: That's what I like about it.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“- Kermit the Frog: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Statler: How do you like the film?
- Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“Me? In love with a pig? Wait until I tell the guys in marketing.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Kermit the Frog: It's too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd's getting ugly.
- Fozzie Bear: If you think this crowd's ugly, you should see the dancing girls.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Kermit the Frog: Outside? Fozzie it's too cold to go outside.
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Kermit the Frog: It is cold!
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Snowman: Can I come in and warm up?
- Fozzie Bear: Okay, so it's cold.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Frank Oz - Snowman

“- Kermit the Frog: Another crisis solved.
- Robin the Frog: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here.
- Kermit the Frog: Well, all families start to come together.
- Robin the Frog: We always get together at Christmas.
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Jerry Nelson - Robin the Frog

“I'm staying! You hear that, New York? The frog is staying!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“I have a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. It's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that makes us sort of like a family.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- The Great Gonzo: What's the name of this river?
- Kermit the Frog: I don't know.
- Fozzie Bear: I think it's the English river.
- Gonzo: I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Kermit the Frog: Piggy! Have you been spying on me?
- Miss Piggy: Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender.
- Roller Skater: You two-timing her?
- Kermit the Frog: No that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend and she's been trying to help me sell the show.
- Miss Piggy: Ha!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Gregory Hines - Roller Skater

“- Miss Piggy: I spy because I care!
- Kermit the Frog: Well I care, too!”
Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Kermit the Frog: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed...yes, Beau?
- Beauregard: What color are their hands now?”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Beauregard