Jamie Lee Curtis movie quotes

“- Shelly DeVoto: You know, Vada, you have to watch what you eat at the carnival. I remember one summer I went with my two older cousins, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they had nephritis.
- Vada Sultenfuss: Nephritis is a kidney disease, you don't get it from eating hot dogs.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“It's not that I'm retired; I just no longer accept acting work.”
Jamie Lee Curtis

“- Benoit Blanc: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed.
- Linda Drysdale: What?
- Joni Thrombey: Can we ask why? Has something changed?
- Benoit Blanc: No...
- Joni Thrombey: No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?”
Daniel Craig - Benoit Blanc
Jamie Lee Curtis - Linda Drysdale
Toni Collette - Joni Thrombey

“He's waited for this night... he's waited for me... I've waited for him...”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Laurie Strode: Do you know that I prayed every night that he would escape?
- Officer Hawkins: What the hell did you do that for?
- Laurie Strode: So I can kill him.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Will Patton - Officer Hawkins

“- Laurie Strode: You don't believe in the Boogeyman?
- Aaron Korey: I believe in Michael Myers, a deranged serial killer, but the Boogeyman? No.
- Laurie Strode: Well, you should.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Jefferson Hall - Aaron Korey

“I always knew he'd come back. In this town, Michael Myers is a myth. He's the Boogeyman. A ghost story to scare kids. But this Boogeyman is real. An evil like his never stops, it just grows older. Darker. More determined. Forty years ago, he came to my home to kill. He killed my friends, and now he's back to finish what he started, with me. The...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Laurie Strode: I need to protect my family. You have no security system, Karen.
- Karen Strode: Mom, you need help!
- Laurie Strode: Evil is real.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Judy Greer - Karen

“Michael Myers killed 5 people. And he's a human being, we need to understand. I'm twice divorced, and I'm a basket case.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“What's wrong with wanting to be the best you can be? What's wrong with wanting to be perfect? What's wrong with wanting to be loved?”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Jessi

“- Tommy: It's the boogeyman! The boogeyman's outside!
- Laurie Strode: Oh, Tommy, stop it! You're scaring Lindsey. There's nobody out there. Now, if you don't stop this I'm going to have to turn the TV off and send you to bed.
- Tommy: Nobody believes me!
- Lindsey: I believe you, Tommy.”
Brian Andrews - Tommy
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode
Kyle Richards - Lindsey

“The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto

“- Will Brennan: What should I do?
- Laurie Strode: Try to live.”
Adam Arkin - Will Brennan
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“Remember, you are a smart, strong, beautiful, independent woman and you don't need a man to complete you.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Willa Weston: Why do you work for us, Rollo?
- Rollo Lee: Cowardice?”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Willa Weston
John Marwood Cleese - Rollo Lee

“- Shelly DeVoto: That's a pretty ring you're wearing.
- Vada Sultenfuss: It's a mood ring. It tells me what mood i'm in.
- Thomas J. Sennett: It doesn't work, it always stays black.
- Vada Sultenfuss: It's only black when you're around, because you put me in a badmood.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Macaulay Culkin - Thomas J. Sennett

“Lynda, if this is a joke, I'll kill you!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“- Janet Beindorf: What are you doing?
- Ned Beindorf: Turning off the electricity, don't you understand? They can't survive without electricity: no Nintendo, no Mtv.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak - Ned Beindorf

“- Anna Coleman, Tess Coleman: A journey soon begins...
- Tess Coleman: ...its prize reflected in the other's eyes.
- Anna Coleman: When what you see is what you lack...
- Anna Coleman, Tess Coleman: ...then selfless love will change you back.”

Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman

“- Wanda Gershwitz: I want you to know something Otto.
- Otto: What?
- Wanda Gershwitz: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to fuck you.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“- Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
- Harry Tasker: Yeah, but they were all bad.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Helen Tasker
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Harry Tasker

“- Tess Coleman: You cannot eat fast food.
- Anna Coleman: Why not?
- Tess Coleman: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“- Wanda Gershwitz: I thought you weren't jealous?
- Otto: I'm not. I don't believe in jealousy, it's for the weak. One thing though. Touch his dick and he's dead!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz
Kevin Kline - Otto

“I'll be right back, take your clothes off.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Wanda Gershwitz

“You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode