Jason Bateman quotes
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
- Roger: You cause anal leakage.
- Peter: It says so on the bag.
- Roger: What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?” - From the movie: Game Night
“Who cares about winning? Let's get drunk!”
- From the movie: Game Night
“- Max: You didn't happen to see a fellow brought in here, looks a little bit like me, but he's got a little bit of a sharper chin and higher cheekbones?
- Bartender: So, a better-looking guy?” - From the movie: Game Night
“- Annie: A guy who rents a house this big must be making up for something pretty small, I'd say.
- Max: No no, I've seen his dick, it's pretty great.
- Annie: Well, I tried.” - From the movie: Game Night
“- Brooks: I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.
- Max: What?
- Brooks: Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Game Night
“- Annie: You're not Liam Neeson.
- Max: That hurts my feelings.” - From the movie: Zootopia
- From the movie: Zootopia
“- Judy Hopps: I am a real cop.
- Nick Wilde: Never let them see that they get to you.
- Nick Wilde: You, bunnies, it’s all emotional.” - From the movie: Zootopia
“- Judy Hopps: Y'know, I think you might actually make a good cop.
- Nick Wilde: How dare you.” - From the movie: Necessary Roughness
“- Jarvis Edison: How many timeouts do we have left?
- Paul Blake: Three.
- Jarvis Edison: Can we take 'em all now?” - From the movie: Zootopia
“- Judy Hopps: What did you do to make Mr. Big so mad at you?
- Nick Wilde: I, um, I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug that was made from the fur of a skunk, Spot.
- Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.” - From the movie: Identity Thief
“- Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.
- Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.” - From the movie: Horrible Bosses 2
“We were all working at pretty terrible jobs for some awful bosses and we just thought, if we ever got a chance to be our own bosses, that we'd do things differently.”
- From the movie: Zootopia
“Everyone comes to Zootopia, thinking they could be anything they want. But you can't. You can only be what you are.”
- From the movie: Identity Thief
- From the movie: Zootopia
- From the movie: Horrible Bosses 2
- From the movie: Zootopia
“Do you think when she goes to sleep, she counts herself?”
- From the movie: Horrible Bosses 2
“- Dale Arbus: Let the past be the past.
- Nick Hendricks: Yeah. The past? Well, we're not in the fucking past. We're in the goddamn present.” - From the movie: Identity Thief
“- Sandy Patterson: You're diabolical.
- Diana: Thank you.
- Sandy Patterson: That's not a compliment.
- Diana: I know.” - From the movie: Identity Thief
“- Sandy Patterson: Do you know what a sociopath is?
- Diana: Do they like ribs?” - From the movie: Horrible Bosses 2
“I am super gay, never been straight. You know what else I've never been? Inside a woman!”
- From the movie: Couple's Retreat
- From the movie: Identity Thief
“Friends don't steal friends' identities, do they?”
- From the movie: Horrible Bosses
“- Nick Hendricks: Where were you during the murder?
- Kurt Buckman: I was making love. I was making love to a woman. You know... murdering some ass.”
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