Jason Biggs quotes
- From the movie: Eight Below
“Payback's a dish better served cold.”
- From the movie: Anything Else
“Remind me, please, to put him on my Christmas list, if I could figure out how to make a letter bomb.”
- From the movie: Loser
- From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Michelle Flaherty: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
- Jim Levenstein: I want to feel your boobs.
- Michelle Flaherty: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.” - From the movie: Anything Else
- From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Jim Levenstein: Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches.
- Stifler: Cause he fuckin' bit me!
- Finch: You touch me, I bite.” - From the movie: Anything Else
“I was just saying how strange life is, how it's full of inexplicable mystery.”
- From the movie: American Pie
- From the movie: Anything Else
- From the movie: Boys and Girls
“He's in love with someone who's not in love with him. How do you think he is?”
- From the movie: Anything Else
“I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.”
- From the movie: American Pie 2
- From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Jim Levenstein: Amazing.
- Stifler: Yes, the force is strong in that one.” - From the movie: Anything Else
- From the movie: Saving Silverman
“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!” - From the movie: Loser
- Paul Tannek: Dora, you ever consider being in love and leaving out the "madly" part?
- Dora Diamond: Well, what's the fun in that? - From the movie: Loser
“- Paul Tannek: Are you referring to the illegal drugs you disperse at parties?
- Chris: What are you talking about? What, are you gonna turn into a narc on us?” - From the movie: American Pie
- From the movie: Loser
“- Dora Diamond: It isn't ennobling, being poor. It just makes you mean.
- Paul Tannek: Yeah, that's why all the really nice people are rich.” - From the movie: American Pie 2
“- Finch: I am not touching that!
- Jim Levenstein: Put that thing away, Stifler.
- Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the sacrificing.” - From the movie: American Wedding
- Jim Levenstein: Maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think... I think that underneath all the "fucks" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think.
- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, Jim... you gotta stop masturbating... it's melting your brain. - From the movie: American Wedding
- From the movie: Saving Silverman
- From the movie: American Pie
- From the movie: American Pie
“- Jim Levenstein: Guys guys guys, here's an easy one, okay: 'Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion. Okay; Attractive: ugly.
- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: Fun loving: insane.
- Kevin Myers: Okay, 'unlisted age' plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'.
- Jim Levenstein: No, no no no, 'charming' is old; 'older' is...” (continue)(continue reading)
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