Jason Lee quotes
- From the movie: Mallrats
“- TS Quint: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
- Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.” - From the movie: Heartbreakers
“- Jack Withrowe: Tell me to my face you don't love me.
- Page Conners: I don't love you.
- Jack Withrowe: Wow. More believable than I thought it would be.” - From the movie: Vanilla Sky
“Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”
- From the movie: Heartbreakers
“I'm willing to explore the whole being dominated thing, okay? But let's just take it slow.”
- From the movie: Mallrats
- Brodie: You used to be stand-up guy, what happened to him? The guy who punched Amanda Gross's mother after she called him "low class".
- TS Quint: That wasn't me. It was you.
- Brodie: Oh, yeah.
- TS Quint: And it wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother.
- Brodie: No wonder the bitch went down so fast. - From the movie: Chasing Amy
“You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.”
- From the movie: Kissing a Fool
“It's hard to tell how many emotions were real and how many were manufactured just to get the other person to bring over more pot.”
- From the movie: Stealing Harvard
- From the movie: Chasing Amy
- From the movie: Mallrats
- Brodie: My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free?".
- TS Quint: She didn't!
- Brodie: All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point. - From the movie: Mallrats
- From the movie: Mallrats
“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
- From the movie: Chasing Amy
“- Holden McNeil: You've got like thirty books there! We're only going to be gone for two days!
- Banky Edwards: Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mallrats
- From the movie: Mallrats
“- Rene: Do you really wanna know?
- Brodie: I asked, didn't I? I'm playing the role; the concerned guy.” - From the movie: Heartbreakers
“You are good. You may not know it, but I do. You come on tough, but it's all just an act. I mean, you don't even believe in sleeping together before marriage.”
- From the movie: Mumford
“- Skip Skipperton: Are you telling me that your last job before becoming a psychologist was an investigator for the IRS?
- Dr. Mumford: Everybody has a story, Skip.
- Skip Skipperton: Seems like you got the variety pack.” - From the movie: Almost Famous
- From the animation: The Incredibles
“I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super... no one will be.”
- From the animation: The Incredibles
“Not every superhero has powers. You can be super without them.”
- From the movie: Vanilla Sky
“- David Aames: We almost died.
- Brian Shelby: I know. My own death was right there in front of me and you know what happened? Your life flashed before my eyes.
- David Aames: How was it?
- Brian Shelby: Almost worth dying for...” - From the movie: Drawing Flies
“You're a fucking vampire! You suck the life out of everything you touch!”
- From the animation: The Incredibles
You always say "Be true to yourself", but you never say which part of yourself to be true to!
- From the movie: Stealing Harvard
“- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: We should make up some fake names.
- John Plummer: Why?
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Just in case we have to communicate while we're inside.
- John Plummer: Ok.
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got two girls pregnant, man. Two girls pregnant. Yea, Kyle.” - From the movie: Heartbreakers
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